My Favorite Scene In LotR As A Kid Was When Sam Started Miserably Freestyling In The Tower Of Cirith

Things to bring back in books:

Chapter titles

Actually having a synopsis on the back instead of reviews no one will read

HI WHO WOULD LIKE TO SEE A BABY GOOSE

Youth fascination with technology

semiaquatic secret agent

I hope you guys like…eventually live the life you want to live and I hope nothing haunts you for too long and I hope you’re all kind to yourselves

So I’m on AO3 and I see a lot of people who put “I do not own [insert fandom here]” before their story.

Like, I came on this site to read FAN fiction. This is a FAN fiction site. I’m fully aware that you don’t own the fandom or the characters. That’s why it’s called FAN FICTION.

hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?