I Will Be Doing This To Everyone I See In Public Until I Hear “i Stole Them From The President”

this is incredible :0 i have no words wow i just love this with every fiber of my essence

Code Words For "Gay" In Classic Films

He's a real Sunday gentleman, with tea-time manners.

Has a silk bathrobe

Avowed bachelor

Wears a hat of someone else’s choosing

my gender is a mood that only the very wise can decode

Describe your gender with a picture you already have saved on your phone that has nothing to do with gender

was bored and decided to make a pjo boys misogyny scale

Don’t try to create and analyze at the same time. They’re different processes.

John Cage (via writingdotcoffee)

THIS

“gorgeous brilliant little paperclip” i am complete

The problem with being ADHD and having trouble reading long, rambling sentences and paragraphs that go on and on is that having ADHD makes you more likely to write in long, rambling sentences and paragraphs that go on and on do you see the problem I am encountering

phil’s editing appreciation post <3

would you like to see a photo of a featherless flamingo?

the accuracy tho

ITS YOU! IVE SEEN YOU ON EVERY SINGLE SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM THAT EXISTS

Despite the fact that I’m only on two?

So many TV shows/movies depict the Epi Pen as a total solution for anaphylaxis...it's not. The Epi Pen gives you 30 minutes to get to a hospital where they can save your life. TV makes it look like you just have to use the Epi Pen and then the crisis is over. Do people without allergies or a loved one with allergies know that an Epi Pen only buys you time? The more I see this on TV the more I worry...

**Maybe you should reblog this because I'm actually worried that most people don't know.

READ THE EPI PEN INSTRUCTIONS TOO!

-Don't cover the back end (blue) of the Epi Pen with your thumb.

-Make sure the Epi Pen clicks when you inject it in the thigh AND hold it down for several seconds.