Propaganda I AM Falling For:

Movie Idea:

A French and a German guy are in love but when they want to greet each other the German sticks his hand out for a handshake and the French guy leans in for cheek kisses.

So the French guy leans in and the German sticks his hand out and accidentally rams it in the French guys stomach.

Then the German guy is super embarrassed because he fucking decked the love of his life so he decides to give the French guy those cheek kissed next time.

At the same time the French guy is also super embarrassed so he decides to go for a handshake next time.

They meet again and what happens? The German guy leans in for kisses, the French guy sticks his hand out for a handshakes and fucking rams his hand into the Germans stomach.

Next time they meet it's really awkward so they just kiss each other on the lips.

went to miami to recover father sotirios. and made some new friends.

these animals... they are wise. I recruited them to avenge my dear brother. I was then escorted out of the sea world.

I know unrealistisch, aber funny. Also:

Hab ja heute Das fleißige Lieschen nochmal geschaut und im Krankenhaus wird Adam ja von ner Krankenschwester gefragt, ob der 'nette, junge Mann', der immer seinen Vater besuchen kommt denn sein Bruder sei und Adam antwortet ja einfach schnell mit "Ja", ums hinter sich zu bringen.

So. Die Szene, die wir alle wollen: Adam völlig fertig an Leos Krankenbett. Jetzt mal GANZ kitschig und übertrieben weitergesponnen. Leo wacht auf, Adam ist erleichtert, sie reden und (unrealistic but serving the plot) sie gestehen sich ihre Gefühle und küssen sich.

Entry: die Krankenschwester. Sie sieht wie Adam seinen 'Bruder' küsst und schleicht sich ganz langsam wieder zur Tür raus, sodass die zwei sie nicht bemerken. Draußen steht sie dann und starrt ins Nichts.

"Ich hab nichts gesehen."

Bonus points (and quoting my bestie): Sie ist vor Jahren zugezogen. "Das ist das Saarland, das ist normal."

my favourite ship dynamic is “me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic” but you can’t tell which is which

Du Gay 👉

Hab grade das hier in unserem Kühlschrank gefunden und musste lachen.

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Jily and jegulus but make james polyamorous. Like fuck this argument. Why should poor james be forced to choose between his sweet lily and his sweet regulus? Why can't james have both lily and regulus at the same time? Why cant he like them both? Why cant lily and regulus reciprocate james' love for them at the same time? Why cant regulus be a second daddy to baby harry? Why cant james be loved and adored? Explain that to me pls and no idc about canon stuff james has both regulus and lily in my heart and idc if lily and regulus will somehow be incompatible or chaotic with each othet i want jily and jegulus solidarity. Please. Please and thank you for listening to my outrageous gay rampage.