Barty’s Actor, The Icon David Tennant, Is Nicknamed David Teninch And I Think That Should Be Incorporated

”the gay subtext between Merlin and Arthur is just subtext” interesting take but have you ever watched the fucking show

vegans make peace with honey

no shut up do it

canon gay rep: i like a boy b-but ... i'm a boy!! eek!

queerbaiting: du weißt ich würde für dich bis ans ende der welt gehen. / ich hab dich vermisst. / ich kann aber besser schlafen, wenn ich weiß, dass dir nichts passiert. / aber wenn's schief läuft, dann bist du da. / wenn man etwas liebt, dann kommt man zurück. / wir brauchen dich hier. / ich bin da. ich war immer da. / wir. / wenn irgendeiner auch nur laut hustet, dann komm ich da rein. verstanden? / das hier ist aber nicht normalerweise.

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional

by PhantomEllie

Alt universe roadman AU! Set in England. Stede and Ed are roadmen, a glimpse into their life! Stede sells weed after being kicked out of his parents house for being gay, him and Ed have been dating for 4 (year 9 innit fam) Excessive use of roadman/British slag, sorry people who aren’t British.

This is a podfic recording of this ingenious fic.

Words: 9, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of Podfics that Need Not Exist

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Israel Hands, “Calico” Jack Rackham, Oluwande Boodhari

Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, McDonald’s, Slang, British Slang, British Comedy, Alternate Universe - British, Podfic & Podficced Works, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Stabbing, Weed, Vaping, Recreational Drug Use, Drug Use, Drug Dealing, British, Crime Scenes, Teen Angst, Alternate Universe - Teenagers, Idiots in Love, Kissing, Making Out

hamilton but college au :D

My inner introvert is screaming 😂😂😂

excerpts from fics i will never write

small things that says i love you

Regulus cleans James’ glasses and that makes James love him even more

the short and sad life of RAB

Regulus watching the sunrise through his life

i’ve been missing you my whole life

Sirius is set to leave the Grimmauld Place, Regulus asks for a favor

is your anger bigger than your love?

In the aftermath of the prank, Remus gets help from an unlikely person

who’s fault is this?

James and Barty argues but nothing has changed, Regulus is still gone

i dont want to be lonely again

James doesnt want to be lonely and Sirius promises him he wont ever be again

i love you please let me go

Narcissa loves Alice so much that she lets her go

a mother’s advice

James for once wanted to forego his mother’s advice

she can ruin me

Marlene finds that Slytherins can be kind of addicting, especially Dorcas Meadowes

i cant

Black brothers never ask because they already know the answer

not him, anyone but him

Regulus’ whole world shifted when James said, “It came back. The cancer.”

holy trinity of going to school in germany:

"don't throw snowballs, there could be stones in them"

"can i become a steak =/= can i get a steak"

mitternachtsformel