Me At Any Given Time: Can We Just Buckle Down And Focus On The Task At Hand Please???

Deutsche, schlechte Valentinskarten, anyone?

Movie Idea:

A French and a German guy are in love but when they want to greet each other the German sticks his hand out for a handshake and the French guy leans in for cheek kisses.

So the French guy leans in and the German sticks his hand out and accidentally rams it in the French guys stomach.

Then the German guy is super embarrassed because he fucking decked the love of his life so he decides to give the French guy those cheek kissed next time.

At the same time the French guy is also super embarrassed so he decides to go for a handshake next time.

They meet again and what happens? The German guy leans in for kisses, the French guy sticks his hand out for a handshakes and fucking rams his hand into the Germans stomach.

Next time they meet it's really awkward so they just kiss each other on the lips.

Bin auf Die Wilden Hühner gestoßen… tbh my favourite ship (Sprotte x Frieda)

die wilden hühner: sprotte x frieda (leben auf dem hof von mona) source: x x x x x x 

no i dont like ‘harry potter’ i like a secret second gayer thing that exists in my head

Priorities. I respect it.

AUTISM RULES.

i think "it takes a village" shouldn't be just "to raise a child". we should understand it takes a village to do literally everything we do. all day every day. without our communities we would not have drinking water or electricity or clean streets or food or shelter or anything. we cannot do any thing alone. we just can't. and with that comes the fact that you are not alone. you already have a community, seek to be an active part of it, you will feel better. reach out and thank them, they're happy to have you too. i promise. it takes a village to live.

How about we bring that back ?

Humans are awesome

LETS SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL