More art tutorials by Disney artists Griz and Norm Lemay
This is the single worst lesson you could possibly take from the production of SOLO: A STAR WARS STORY
every episode of merlin is like
morgana: the best way to kill arthur is to make him piss rocks. here i have this magic snake where anyone who is bit will piss rocks! he’ll never see it coming
arthur: i am pissing rocks
gaius: merlin is at the tavern
merlin: i have found a special flower that only opens when you recite a spell at it and it can be used to cure rock pissing disease. enjoy this tea i’ve made, arthur!
arthur: i have stopped pissing rocks thanks to the bravery of my knights. the moment they captured this random soldier who brought the snake to camelot, i was drinking my tea and i quit pissing rocks.
morgana: thwarted again! if only emrys didn’t know every detail of arthur’s life that only his servant would know!
“It’s literally impossible to be a woman.
You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow, we're always doing it wrong?
You have to be thin, but not too thin, and you can never say you wanna be thin. You have to say you wanna be healthy, but also, you have to BE THIN.
You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass.
You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean.
You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas.
You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time.
You have to be a career woman, but also, always be looking out for other people.
You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is INSANE, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining!
You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood, but ALWAYS STAND OUT and ALWAYS BE GRATEFUL. But never forget that the system is rigged, so find a way to acknowledge that but ALSO, always be grateful!
You have to never get old. Never be rude. Never show off. Never be selfish. Never fall down. Never fail. Never show fear. Never get OUT OF LINE. It's too hard! It's too contradictory, and nobody gives you a medal or says 'thank you!' And it turns out, in fact, that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also, everything is your fault.
I'm just so tired of watching myself, and every single other woman tie herself into knots, so that people will like us.
And if all of that, is also true for a doll just representing a woman, then I don't even know." -Gloria the barbie movie
this is it. this is exactly it oh my god.
hot take:
Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.
Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.
Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards
& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards
Da die Faschos nun verstärkt das tun werden, was sie schon die ganze Zeit tun werden, nämlich Krokodilstränen heulen, die Organe des Rechtsstaats diffamieren und Zweifel an völlig normalen und rechtskonformen Vorgängen streuen, lasst uns laut und deutlich klarmachen:
Wer sich nicht an die Regeln hält, die für alle gelten, der wird bestraft. Und wer meint, die Regeln seien unfair ihm gegenüber und würden politisch gegen ihn genutzt, der hat nicht vor, sich an die Regeln zu halten, wie sie jetzt sind und wie sie seit dem 2. Weltkrieg aus gutem Grund aufgestellt wurden, und ist damit verfassungsfeindlich.
Tl;dr: Die AfD ist das Kind im Sandkasten, das rumheult, wenn es rausgenommen wird, weil es andere Kinder mit den Förmchen haut.
vegans make peace with honey
no shut up do it
"Why did Katara choose Aang over Zuko??"
Y'all Zuko wasn't even a player.
who else remembers the entire Doctor Who crew dancing to 500 miles with David Tennant because it’s the purest thing you’ll see today
Support & Changes 2 / 2
Appreciate the OG queers and support the young ones, bitterness and rules don’t help anyone 💜
mostly reblogs - honestly, I can’t keep this organised. 🇩🇪🏳️🌈(they/she) Doctor Who - ??? - Maurauders - Merlin - Wednesday - and loads more
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