Eleven: We Don't Talk About The War Doctor No No No. We Don't Talk About The War Doctor. But...

ALEXANDER HAMILTON

Descriptive Writing Tips From a Grumpy Reader

Obligatory disclaimer: writing ‘rules’ are all arbitrary lists of opinions and are nothing more than the personal preferences of the people composing them. These are things that annoy me as one reader in a sea of many (though I think several of them are fairly common annoyances, judging from my conversations with other readers). If you read this list and see that some of it applies to your own writing, it does not mean that you are wrong or a terrible writer; simply that our views on storytelling do not mesh. (Although I am right, and you should listen to me.)

So here are some things I’ve run across rather frequently while reading that make me feel very crotchety. 

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I love these comics by Nathan W. Pyle.

idk if you’re still accepting requests but if you are,, i literally cannot stop thinking about the mailee drawing you did for valentine’s day and i would love to see more mailee in your style 🥺💕

a pair of mailees for the soul 🖤💖

“It’s literally impossible to be a woman.

You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow, we're always doing it wrong?

You have to be thin, but not too thin, and you can never say you wanna be thin. You have to say you wanna be healthy, but also, you have to BE THIN.

You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass.

You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean.

You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas.

You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time.

You have to be a career woman, but also, always be looking out for other people.

You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is INSANE, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining!

You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood, but ALWAYS STAND OUT and ALWAYS BE GRATEFUL. But never forget that the system is rigged, so find a way to acknowledge that but ALSO, always be grateful!

You have to never get old. Never be rude. Never show off. Never be selfish. Never fall down. Never fail. Never show fear. Never get OUT OF LINE. It's too hard! It's too contradictory, and nobody gives you a medal or says 'thank you!' And it turns out, in fact, that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also, everything is your fault.

I'm just so tired of watching myself, and every single other woman tie herself into knots, so that people will like us.

And if all of that, is also true for a doll just representing a woman, then I don't even know." -Gloria the barbie movie

this is it. this is exactly it oh my god.

we did it tumblr

Hab nen guten deutschen Artikel zu Hogwarts Legacy und seinen Problemen gefunden, falls noch jemand was braucht, das man den Boomern im Umfeld schicken kann:

nd-aktuell.de

»Hogwarts Legacy«: Harry Potter und der Antisemitismus (nd-aktuell.de)

Das neue Videospiel »Hogwarts Legacy« sorgt für hitzige Debatten. Doch selbst wenn man das Werk von dessen für Transfeindlichkeit kritisiert

A version of BBC Merlin where Arthur is related to both sisters by way of their mother, like in most of the legends. Arthur gets an absolute KICK out of telling potential suitors that one of his sisters is a lesbian but he won’t tell them which one, so these poor fuckers are left shooting in the dark. They assume that maille-wearing, tourney-fighting, murder-happy Morgause is the lesbian, and pretty, dainty, decorous Morgana is straight, but then they get shot the FUCK down when they try it. Morgana pulls a dinner knife on one of said poor bastards when he touches her shoulder, and then she has to go hunt down her fucking dumbass of a brother and tell him slowly and clearly, “If you do not tell these motherfuckers that I am a lesbian and to not flirt with me, I will tell Morgause to finish what she started in the tourney ring and I will mount your stupid head above my fireplace for Gwen and I to throw stuff at.” Arthur still doesn’t tell them. And when they come crawling away from Morgause’s wrath after trying to put the moves on her, they’re like, “I thought you said only one of them was a lesbian?” and Arthur, the little bastard, just smiles and says, “I did. Morgause is ace.” And then Merlin smacks him upside the head.

Da die Faschos nun verstärkt das tun werden, was sie schon die ganze Zeit tun werden, nämlich Krokodilstränen heulen, die Organe des Rechtsstaats diffamieren und Zweifel an völlig normalen und rechtskonformen Vorgängen streuen, lasst uns laut und deutlich klarmachen:

Wer sich nicht an die Regeln hält, die für alle gelten, der wird bestraft. Und wer meint, die Regeln seien unfair ihm gegenüber und würden politisch gegen ihn genutzt, der hat nicht vor, sich an die Regeln zu halten, wie sie jetzt sind und wie sie seit dem 2. Weltkrieg aus gutem Grund aufgestellt wurden, und ist damit verfassungsfeindlich.

Tl;dr: Die AfD ist das Kind im Sandkasten, das rumheult, wenn es rausgenommen wird, weil es andere Kinder mit den Förmchen haut.