Posessed-by-a-unicorn - My Respective Thoughts (and Other Shit)

I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like “this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol” when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every “classical” looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

Honestly, y'all, I'm begging you. Take the time to think and learn for yourself. Even if it's just something casual like knitting or cooking. Exercise your brain. It's important.

Apparently some people couldn't access the Neurodivergent Insights website on a recent post, so here's the graphs for those interested.

Neurodivergent Insights

Honestly, the biggest crime the BBC Merlin fandom has ever committed is portraying Merlin as some kind of homely loser nerd who somehow got the popular jock. Merlin is canonically hot. He has fifty boyfriends, plus Mary from the tavern was like, “Arthur who” as soon as she saw those dimples. That boy could get it from anyone he liked. Arthur wishes he could be that sexy while tripping over his own feet. 

Ich bin so stressresistent wie eine Sollbruchstelle.

So I have been sitting on a marauders pirate au for the past 2 months bc I don’t have any friends who like the marauders and it’s been collecting dust in my notes app but I just saw someone recommend a fic that’s them as pirates and now I NEED to read it but I don’t want it to affect my ideas at all so I’m putting them out here so I can finally start reading the fic without feeling like I’m stealing ideas or anything 😎

If anyone wants to be my marauders mutual and scream about aus together <333

I illustrated all the young dudes for my friend’s birthday, here are some of them (the hogwarts years) :-)<3

Kenton Nelson, A Blank Canvas. Kenton is an American painter and Muralist from California.

FOOD HUBRIS BY COUNTRY america: believes their shitty local burger chain is a once-in-a-lifetime culinary experience because their mayo includes onion paste canada: if your poutine tastes better than the styrofoam plate it comes on you will discover the cold rage that lies under the canadian's polite exterior united kingdom: despite thriving and unique fusion cuisines spreading from the UK to the rest of the world in recent decades, when asked to think of 'british food' the average UK citizen will start a fight over whether cold beans with a modest side of white bread is haute cuisine france: McDo Ortolan Bunting italy: extremely mad about american versions of italian food. blissfully ignorant of what happens in brazil brazil: if the scientific genius applied to making cronenbergian pizzas were applied to anything else, brazilians would all be commuting to jobs on the moon. They have pizza that can feel pain russia: obviously mayonnaise is the perfect topping for all foodstuffs, this is solved. The question is what to put on top of mayonnaise, and it might never be answered germany: less a joke than a fact: the single most produced numbered Volkswagen part is a standardized currywurst

Shhh they are on their first date

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