It's been just over a month since I had a dinner party at my place for the viewing of the 99th movie on the AFI list. At the rate I'm going, I'll be done with the challenge in...2014...crap...I need to step up my game. But at the risk of sounding despairing, let's just jump right into the run-down on this great American film.
The Good - The Bad - The Reason - The Food
The Good:
It's "Toy Story". It's a movie I loved when I was young and have learned to appreciate even more as I've grown up. This is, thanks to the careful crafting of John Lasseter, no accident. It was Pixar's goal when they set out to make a movie that would entertain the kids, but keep the parents happy too. While this is now the norm, it was really one of the first "kids" movies to cater to both the adults as well as the kids.
It's seriously hilarious. When Buzz gets captured by Sid's little sister and gets all Stockholm-syndromy Mrs. Nesbitt?
Truly horrifying child-villain Sid was voiced by late-90s teen heartthrob Erik von Detten.
So good.
It's a great story that has universal appeal. I think it's safe to say we all wished out toys would come to life and play along with us. Every single one of my Barbies had a unique name (the villain in the saga was played by a crop-haired fiend named Alanis), and I wished so hard every day that those dolls really came to life. Pixar tapped right into our wildest dreams and made them even cooler than we could have imagined. Best.
The Bad:
I think the bad in this case is more of a reflection on how good CG animation and Pixar has become over the years. The CG in "Toy Story" can at times look current and flawless, but sometimes the early stages of the process show through. There are a couple layers of blockiness they hadn't yet shaved off, and it can look strange. Again, this really reflects more on how far they have come in CG animation.
It's also short. Running at just 77 minutes, the pace moves along at quick a clip and can feel very hurried and a little chaotic. Compare this to "WALL-E" where we spend the first big chunk of the movie with two non-speaking robots, and it's a noticeable difference.
The Reason:
When "Toy Story" came out in 1995, it was the first ever completely CG-animated feature-length film. Now, almost twenty years later, CG-animation has become the absolute norm and it's because of the precedent set by Pixar. And, like I mentioned before, it was one of the very first family films that put jokes and bits in specifically for the parents/adults/older audience members. Just like in "Ben-Hur", I think "Toy Story's" position is based on how many precedents it has set.
Woody and Buzz Lightyear, voiced by Mayor of Hollywood Tom Hanks and Michigan-native, Chevy-driving, Campbell’s soup-lover Tim Allen.
There are so many quotable lines that pop-up frequently in our generation. All of Woody's token pull-string phrases get dropped whenever anyone so much as says the word "boot". I dare you to say "Somebody's poisoned THE WATER HOLE!!!" to someone and wait for the inevitable "There's a snake in my boot!" or "Rrrreeeaaach for the skyyyyy"
On an end note, to really get a great idea of the kind of work and time and love went into "Toy Story", I recommend checking out the documentary "The Pixar Story." It's sweet and funny as well as an interesting look at all aspects of their very unique creative process.
The Food!
The obvious choice for the food would have been Pizza Planet pizza, but I didn't feel like slapping together a little 'za. I wanted to make something that would evoke childhood, a simpler time. I wanted the kind of food I would have scarfed down in between the hours of playing with Beanie Babies, Barbies, and Breyer horses (what was my thing about "B" toys?).
This is Tour Guide Barbie from "Toy Story 2". Mattel was hesitant to use Barbie in the first film, unsure of how it would fare in theaters. When it became a huge success, they went in for the 2nd and 3rd.
I went with a six-cheese macaroni and cheese and hot dog casserole. I made a basic white-sauce then added one cup of cheddar, 1/2 cup of smoked cheddar, 1/2 of 4-cheese Italian blend (thanks Kraft!). The bottom of the casserole dish also had some of the Italian blend sprinkled. Mixed in with the cavatappi noodles were Nathan's all-beef hot dogs. Topped off with seasoned breadcrumbs, bacon bits, and parmesan cheese, I popped the dish into the oven until the crust was golden brown and all cheese bubbly.
It.was.so.good. We ate up every last bite.
We took a brief intermission during the movie to eat dessert. I made blonde-brownies following the recipe on the back of Nestle chocolate chips. Then cut them into bars and made ice-cream sandwiches! Delicious and rich and a little difficult to eat.
But it wouldn't feel like childhood if you didn't end up wearing most of your dessert, right?
Female Empowerment Friday -
It's been a long week for most of us, and I would say you've more than earned a little dance party. So click play and let the moves just flow out of you. You are a beautiful woman who gets to call all the shots in your own love life and make men promise they won't fall in love with you, because you're that irresistible. That's right.
Have a great weekend, ladies! I'll just be over here chair dancing like a madwoman!
Henley Monday -A Day Late and a Dollar Short
It's finally happened. After months of consistently bringing you Henley Monday on Monday, I forgot to post yesterday. I could make an excuse about this or that, but seriously I just plain forgot until about ten minutes ago which makes me pretty awful.
But look! Look you guys. Look at Drake. Look at how chic his ensemble is. He has his henley layered, buttoned up, and even accessorized. He knows his Christmas so that heart wants to spread love this season, and he's obviously throwing up a peace sign to bring peace and good will to all. Good will even to those bloggers who forget their weekly duties sometimes.
Peace. Love. Henleys. Merry Christmas, y'all.
your bachelor recaps make my life. muchas graciassss!!!!
De nada mi amor!!! The fact that people read and enjoy them makes MY life, so we're even. We're just all in this big beautiful psychologically damaging journey to find love together.
Today is Valentine's Day. A day that, despite some pretty negative press, I find delightful.
It's the middle of winter. The time of year when everything is gray and dreary and cold, and here comes Valentine's Day with red and pink and purple hearts and sparkles to brighten everything up!
Have I been single for every Valentine's Day of my life, save one my sophomore year of high school that I can't recall in the least? You bet.
Have there been Valentine's Days when I've wanted to throw snow and poop at couples in love and enjoying themselves? Definitely.
Would I probably enjoy having someone send me flowers and chocolate and professing his love via greeting card? I mean, duh.
But, being an adult now, I can look at this day as the brightly colored spectacle that it is. One shining day in which it's perfectly alright to share with those I love just how much, and why, I love them. I try to make a practice of that regularly (you should too), but why waste a perfectly good excuse to be down right mushy-gushy?
So, in honor of this St. Valentine's Day, I will be periodically posting some fine examples of love songs and damn fine performances from the one and only Celine Dion.
XOXOXOXOXO
Your Polar Bear
In a year of television with more complete bombs than any in recent memory, only a few new comedies were truly successful at bringing fresh perspective and actual, deep belly laughs. NBC's "Up All Night" really worked for me and I'm glad to hear it's coming back for a second full season, and, while it's not my personal cup of tea, Fox's "New Girl" has really taken hold. This is great for single-camera comedies as we move farther away from the traditional multi-cam sit-coms, despite "Whitney" somehow scrabbling its way to a renewal.
And we also saw a lot of really offensively unfunny shows go the way of the dodo: ABC's "Work It", NBC's "Are You There, Chelsea?", to name two. But one new show has met an untimely end, an unjust cut-off to what was a really strong start.
That show is NBCs "Best Friends Forever" created by, written by, and starring Lennon Parham and Jessica St. Clair. After the first four episodes aired they were put on indefinite hiatus, and were dealt the final cancellation blow in May.Thanks to some serious internet presence and insistence, Parham and St. Clair were gifted the airing of the final two episodes Friday, June 1st.
I started watching this show the fourth week in and consumed all four episodes one right after the other because I fell in love instantly. The relationships are lively and realistic; everyone loves each other but fights happen, characters get mad, characters screw up, and then they make it up to each other like only a best friend forever knows how. This is all handled with emotional honesty and integrity; which is why when a line like "Jess, if you show me on my face, these nerds' penises will go insane" happens, you snort pop up your nose laughing.
So here's what I propose: Click here to watch the pilot episode of "Best Friends Forever" on Hulu. It is 23 minutes long, so if you hate it, you've only spent 23 minutes. And if you hate it, then you can tell me that you don't relate at all to those two women, you don't find Joe to be a loveable guy's guy, that you don't want to see what happens with Rav, and that Quenetta is horrible. You can walk away and tell me to shut it.
But if you love it, which I think you will, you will then be able to watch the remaining five episodes at breakneck speed in a joyous television binge. And if you love it like I love it, then maybe you'll click here and sign this online petition to SAVE BFF! And maybe you'll share it with your Twitter and Facebook friends, and they'll do the same. And maybe, just maybe, in a time not too far from right now, a great cable company like TBS or TNT or USA even will pick up this incredible show and give it the fair shot it truly deserves.
I mean, look at that crew! Don't you want to watch them and laugh and cry a little and laugh some more and then buy a cart-load of scoops and cinnamon rolls?!?!?!
SAVE BFF!
In 1997, AFI came out with a list called "100 Years...100 Movies" celebrating and ranking the top 100 American films of all time, but more realistically since film was created. On the tenth anniversary they updated the list to include especially groundbreaking films, like Titanic and Lord of the Rings, that had since been released since.
It is considered the definitive and most comprehensive list on the great American films, so of course this means I've seen a paltry 22 out of 100. A whopping five of those that I have seen are in the Top 10, but at the end of the day, I'm derelict in how many of these important films I've seen.
Paired with my great cooking passion, I've taken on the challenge of watching all these 100 movies over the course of one year, and cooking a special dish to go along with each.
Now, it is important to note that I "started" in October with #100 Ben-hur which is 3 hours and 42 minutes, and thusly, took me 4 months to finish. A post detailing the meal and movie will follow shortly, but we're starting the task from when I finished the tale of old Judah Ben-hur on Saturday, February 25, 2012.
Hold me accountable, internet! And check in to see what I've been eating and watching and for regular Polar Bear posts!
Henley Monday - I don't know you guys, maybe it's the chili I made our maybe it's the Winter Olympics in full swing, but this Monday was not so bad. I think it's definitely the Olympics. They lift me up and inspire me and also there are so many beautiful v international make athletes. It's truly a gift in the middle of this more than harsh winter. In any case, here is Richard Armitage looking fine so fine. Be bad with your British self, Richard! MMM MHMM!
Henley Monday -
Welcome to Henley Monday where every Monday I post a picture of a guy looking really, really attractive while wearing a henley shirt, be it thermal, cotton, linen, short-sleeved, of the sweater variety or whatever the geniuses in menswear have thought up.
This week it's repeat offender Aaron Tveit in this promotion shot for his new USA show "Graceland" and who you might also recognize as dear Enjolras from Les Mis. The monochromatic blue tones are mesmerizing and the architecture of his hair is astonishing. I would very much like to cuddle up next to that henley-clad body on any a moon-lit ocean-view night.
Henley Monday -
Ohhh, man. I have so little time today and so very much do, and yet, here I sit. On my computer looking at picture upon picture of this young man. I feel very creepy and predatory but JUST LOOK. LOOK AT ANSEL ELGORT HERE IN HIS ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY PHOTO SHOOT.
He is so tender and yet strong and staring at me with that LOOK. That look that launched one billion tear drops over the weekend. I think it's safe to say that were I fifteen right now instead of a full decade older, I'd be the kind of unhealthy obsessed with Ansel that I'd be hunting down Shailene Woodley so as to befriend her and in so doing, get closer to Ansel.
Luckily I'm nowhere near that crazy, just the kind of crazy that looks at lots of pics of a 20 year old on a Monday morning. I'm totally fine, guys.
Henley Monday - Did you miss me last week? I missed you too, boo boos but sometimes vacation calls. Today though, I am not poolside and soaking up the sun's rays but rather ankle deep in house cleaning and also in a constant state of fear from the two house centipedes I've seen slithering around today. It's not ideal.
Good thing I have Theo James' steely gaze here to carry me through. James plays Four in the upcoming film version of the YA hit Divergent, or you might recognize him as the dubious and deceased cause of very much woe Mr. Pamuk from Downton Abbey. He is an incredible pleasure to behold in this henley. Also in this one:
Can you even? Because I cannot. Cheers to his burgeoning film ubiquity for I should very much like to look upon his face and form for many years to come. Cheers Theo.