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mcr tour theory (because i’m crazy and we all just brushed over this)

getting my thoughts out on this because waiting until august 29th is actually killing me. i am an mcr5 truther, and here are some of my thinkings:

- the tour title is strange. i saw someone point this out a few months back, but it really got me thinking. the tour title isn’t “long live the black parade”— it’s ““long live”: the black parade”. those quotations indicate a separate title, and the colon signifies some kind of relation or ownership. why ISN’T it a general “long live the black parade”???? makes me wonder if it’ll be a black parade sequel of sorts with a continuation of lore. “the black parade” is the name of the album, but it’s also the name of the fictional, in-universe band. “the black parade” is technically a self-titled album. if you think that the lore continuation sounds stupid and crazy, look at tyler the creator. his albums have lore continuation, and it’s cool and people love it. but honestly, all of the things they’re putting randomly in quotations in those instagram captions are strange. “the concrete age”, “good boy”, and “opera”??????? those sound pretty song title-y to me.

- too many strange coincidences about a specific tour date.

THE JERSEY SHOW??? this show is #5 on the tour, first of all. smack dab in the middle. second of all, why does this show start at 5:15? all of the other shows start at either 6:00 or 7:00 pm. 5:15?? why is it 45 minutes earlier than the other shows, and was the :15 necessary??? I THINK SO. stick with me here. you can divide 15 by 5 a total of 3 times. now, if we add those 3 to the 1 from the starting hour and 1 from the number show on tour, we get 5 FIVES. on top of this, it’s in JERSEY?? MCRS ORIGIN??????? SOMETHINGGGG is going to happen at mcr nj.

in conclusion, mcr5 is real, it’s connected to the black parade, and it’s probably getting announced in new jersey.

The funniest hyperfixations have gotta be the ones where you watch something and go "this thing is cute. I like it. not sure if Id call it a favorite of mine but its definitely enjoyable at least" and then cut to a month later and its completely overtaken your life

me showing off my hot topic haul to my dad after the mall

do i gotta kill 1000 evil men for mcr5 like wtf

Calm. Cool. Collected.

Molly and Dutch fleetwood mac joke

i am not a cocomelon parent you are going to sit down and watch ray toro on stage

sketchdump

middle aged man tries to dance. 100 injured 50 dead

that one full measure gus moment where he starts asking walt if the cancer spread to his brain because he’s acting so fucking stupid