My Favorite Animals

I just watched the Lachryma music video

HIS MOUTH!!! IT’S!!! MOVING!!!!

I just discovered that Metallica is on Fortnite

merry christmeth

for me marvins last name is like those bits in cartoons when something absurdly comedic happens and we cant listen what the characters are saying. Like 'Hey nice to meet you, my name is marvin- *an absurdly loud bus passes by causing the audience to not hear the last name but somehow the other character catches it*. 'The reservation is under the name marvin- *the saxophonist playing at the restaurant has an incredibly loud solo*. 'Im whizzer brown and he is marvin- *someone sneezes and the conversation swiftly moves on*. 'My name is marvin btw, marvin- *the scene drastically changes*. like its supposed to make the audience mad they don't have this minuscule and useless piece of information just cause the writers dont want to share it.

I just finished reading a book. How do I make this about Metallica?

I can't stand him. I love him so much I actually can't look at him. It effects me physically like I have to kill him with hammers immediately. I have a smash a barrel . over his head

actual nightmare blunt rotation

that one full measure gus moment where he starts asking walt if the cancer spread to his brain because he’s acting so fucking stupid

JOLLY news from the zones tumbleweeds: it looks like jet-star and the kobra kid had a RIDE with RUDOLPH that went all NORTH POLE and uh, got themselves MILK, COOKIES out on SANTA’S SLEIGH. so it’s time to hit the MAILBOX and SEND YOUR LETTERS TO SANTA. keep your GIFTS WRAPPED, keep your STOCKINGS HUNG, and CAROL with your mask on if you’ve got to. here is the traffic 🦌🛷🎅🏽🎄🌵🏜️

HELPPP WHY WOULD THE INTERVIEWER ASK THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE 💀💀💀