Dewey: How Many Partners Have You Had?

In the Duck City

Scrooge: Whose idea was this?!

Daisy: In our defense, it should be a birthday present.

Scrooge: It's a terrible present, I have to tell you! It's like you don't know Donald! He's going to mess up and behave worse than Gladstone!

Gladstone: Hey!

Huey: If we hurry up and find Unca Donald, we can control his level of arrogance! *gets a graffiti of arrogance where the levels are divided into the arrogance of Gladstone, Scrooge, Louie, etc.*

Gladstone: Why am I at the highest level?!

Della: Shut up, Gladdy! Donald!! We coming!

After a while...

Dewey: I'm tired...

Louie: And I'm richer.

Somewhere in the distance, Mickey screamed.

Della: What the-?!

When they ran to Mickey, he was lying on a bench while Minnie and Goofy waved their fans at him.

Della: Again. What the-

Daisy: *silently points to a small castle-like house*

Inside.

Donald in a sailor princess dress: Pete, stop it~

Pete in a pirate costume: Why? These roses will match your dress very well.~

Della: Ew! Kids, close your eyes!

Scrooge: *fainted*

On the family meeting...

Scrooge: Okay... I want to be honest. Next time, I won't come alone.

Matilda: Oooh~ With your Goldie-girl?~

Scrooge: ...

Scrooge: No. With my Gold-boyfriend.

Louie: I have boyfriend.

Gladstone: Actually... I have a girlfriend.

Fethry: I have a girlfriend AND boyfriend!

Della: HA! SIKE! I HAVE TWO GIRLFRIENDS!

Quackmore: Wow...

Quackmore turned to Donald: What's about you, Donnie? How much partners you have? Haha.

Donald, absolutely calm: Three boyfriends and two girlfriend.

Donald: Hey, baby? Can you make me a coffee, please?

All kids: *stood up at the same time and in disbelief*

Huey: Um, unca Don-..

Pete: Just time me a minute, ma rose~

Pete: *kisses Donald on the cheek and goes into the kitchen*

All kids: ...

Donald: Did you want something, kids?

Huey: No.

Dewey: Nah-ah.

Louie: Why would you think that?

Webby: I just want a hug from you.

We can't help it if it's soft.

I have a question for you. I was reading a comic of Papernik Donald Duck aka Duck Avenger, and thought to myself, what if there was a Superhero Au. What do you think?

Okay, sorry I didn't answer for so long, but I hope the result was worth your patience

Let's start with Jose and Panchito:

Panchito:

I like Dolor!AU from @ch3shire-rabbit , buuuuuuuuuuuut...

I added a little to this image and slightly adjusted it my AU

There won't be many changes, I'll just add:

The colors will become natural black, even the sombrero will be black

A bright red scarf will be tightened around as neck, as well as white patterns on clothes and sombrero

Our favorite black mask will be on the face, because of which Panchito's eyes will be white

And the shirt will be buttoned with white buttons

And the white gloves, maybe black idk

Of the weapons will be two of his faithful revolvers and lasso on his belt

Pistoles — is his superhero name

Jose:

I noticed that when it comes to Jose, he always look like Batman

But in my worldview and AU, Jose is a sorcerer

Black jacket, white shirt, purple stone sewn on the place where the tie should be

Dark blue trousers, strict dark gray shoes

And finally, so that no one would recognize him —

A black hood covering the entire face, expect for the beak and two white eyes

The usual umbrella was replaced with a black cane, with gold patterns and a tip, and a purple round stone on the handle

From a weapon... Magic, is it logical?

Now about the AU itself:

Let's start with the fact that the tower with Uno will not be among Duckburg, but somewhere on the edge of America, so that the heros are closer in the middle of the world, so to speak

Gyro will work there, because, lol, this is so high-tech tower, one Donald will be enough for that, right?

Gizmoduck and Darkwing with a Launchpad will also hang out in the tower, like, ther a heroes, heroes are needed everywhere

Why is Launchpad also in tower? Well, what kind of Darkwing without its Launchpad?

And yet, someone must know the identities of all heroes

In addition Donald, he has a strict taboo about his personality, for which Fenton respects him

Now about hitting the tower:

As for Gizmoduck and Darkwing, Uno will just hack their devices and they will head to the tower

And The Three Caballeros? The same thing, only they will ALREADY be in the tower

What the fuck are they doing there? I'll tell you now

Ludwig told Scrooge that his friend had decided to retire from the scientist to the temple. And that's why he sells all his inventions

Scrooge is interested and decided to buy something too

What was his surprise when he found out that the Duckler Tower costs only 25 bucks?

And he buy it! There's no good to be lost, right?

I mean, who wants a super smart tower to go to Flint or Rockerduck?

Well, there is a tower, but where are the staff?

This is where our sweet boys meets)

Scrooge hired Donald mainly because he felt sorry for him (and also because he always wanted to know where his beloved nephew was) and he's like:

"Donald, you don't have a job all the time and you don't have a money for your life, so I got you a job and you will work for me"

Donald: Uncle Scrooge, what the-

Panchito and Jose were accepted because they were able to make a good impression on Scrooge

Jose works as a greeter, manager, and also spends a lot of time in the hall and a little as an elevator operator

Panchito sings in the lobby, chats with visitors, but unlike Jose, he does not indicate the direction where anyone needs, so he either sends them while to Jose right away, or entertains them while they waiting for Jose

And Donald? Donald is just doing all "dirty" work

(Didn't I tell you that the tower looks like a hotel + canon version?)

Fan-fact!:

Donald has to live in same house with Jose and Panchito so he is not late (+he is far from his children)

So he is a harsh and evil hero with experience)

Моя пиццасона/My pizzasona

Знаете как её зовут? Агась. Полина.

Know what's her name? Right. Polina.

Ещё версия мода nebula

And here nebula mod

(♥ω♥*)

Not bad, Peacock

I don't know how the nerve attack works, or if u can like...turn it down a notch if u want, but this was a good prompt my friend @artsarasp gave me the other day

I knew it

GUYS???? THIS ISNT ON FANDOM WIKI THIS IS THE REAL WIKIPEDIA PAGE FOR PANCHITO

Do you know why I like family conflict so much in DT17?

Because they show us that EVERYONE is to blame for the conflict

Donald tried to secure the eggs, which is why he strangled his sister and uncle

Scrooge, despite seeing Donald's concern, built a rocket

And Della took the rocket

But at the same time:

Donald was too afraid for the children (and I think he used to be more or less adventurous, but after the navy he became even more afraid for his family)

Scrooge, after his 13th birthday (based on the comics), no longer knew how the family was really arranged correctly, and despite the fact that he probably believed that Donald was right, he did not want Della to move away from him

And Della, under the onslaught of her brother and the fear that after the boys hatched, her adventures would stop, she decided on her last adventure, and not to talk to her brother (and also, I believe that she had postpartum depression)

We see that all the parties to the conflict are to blame, but at the same time, they had their own reason to be like this

Except for the boys. These kids are not to blame for anything.

What do you mean this isn't Donraider?!