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reblog if donald duck is gay

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polina-me

5 months ago

Pete: *Super cool passes through the security system of the McDuck mansion*

Phantom Blot: *evil laugh* Yes, Pete! Keep up the good work and I'll finally be able to get my hands on this damn artifact!

Pete: *stops right in front of the front door*

Phantom Blot: HAHAHA! Wait, what are you doing?

Pete: *takes out a bouquet from under his jacket*

Phantom Blot: Wait, no.

Pete: *sprays himself with perfume*

Phantom Blot: No, stop.

Pete: *licked his palm and smoothed his hair*

Phantom Blot: Pete, no.

Pete: *wipes his hand on his pants and puts mint in his mouth*

Phantom Blot: I'm serious, Pete.

Pete: *presses the doorbell*

Phantom Blot: Oh Gods, I beg you...

Donald opens the door: Hello?

Pete with a big smile and the most seductive smile he's capable of: *hands the bouquet to Donald* Hey~

Phantom Blot: PETE, YOU WET CAT, F-

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polina-me

7 months ago

Minnie: 💅

Donald: 🙁

Minnie is posing while waiting at a traffic light.

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polina-me

1 year ago

Tai Lung and Kai: Super cool and brutal

Shen: Hop Jump Ta-da!

I’m Stronger Than Every Opponent You’ve Ever Faced, Because I Am Every Opponent You’ve Ever Faced.

I’m stronger than every opponent you’ve ever faced, because I am every opponent you’ve ever faced.

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polina-me

1 month ago

He's WHAT?!

Tbf, we all know the fate of Quackmore. He was beheaded by Peg Leg Pete.

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polina-me

3 months ago

Tai Lung: Hm...

Shen: *biblically accurate*

Kai: DON'T EVEN THINK TO FUCK HIM!!

Tai Lung: Still...

Kai: HE'S NOT EVEN CHINESE RELIGION!!

Tai Lung: No, I mean, I can.

Kai: TAI LUNG-!!

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polina-me

2 years ago

When did your boyfriend's uncle start supecting about your relationship:

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polina-me

10 months ago

Pete: :3

Donald: I'm not gonna call you "Good kitty", Pete. You bullied Mickey again!

Pete: :(

Donald: ...

Donald: But your origami is good... Good kitty.

Pete: ^^³

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