Get Jackson🧑🔬 a freaking Oscar 🏆for all the lying 🤥 he did in this movie🍿🎥.
If he was Pinocchio, his nose👃would be out the door🚪, around the world🗺️, plus an extra 12 feet. 🤥🤥🤥🤥🌍🌎🌏
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Police: "what are you 🫵doing here? 👁️👄👁️What happened to the blue 🔵 guy🧍♂️?"
Jackson: "oh you mean that loud 🔊, rude🖕, crude🙄, jerky 😠 monster 🧌 with terrible🤬 taste👅 in music 🙅🔇😒" 🥸(not Jackson💛 roasting🔥🔥🔥 Holt💙 like that 😂)
Police: "that's the one👍!"☑️👮🏻♂️😤😾
Jackson: "🥸I was uh🤔... see 👁️👓👁️I was minding🧠 my own business💼🚶, and he grabbed me 😵and he threw🔵🤾💨 me in here🔒!" 🤥
Police: "but how did he get out of the cell?" 🧐🤨
Jackson: "it.. uh...😵💫All happened so fast💨 I didn't see🧑🦯" 🫣🫠🤥 "but🍑-but🍑 don't monster's🧟 have 🔮🪄powers🪄🔮 and stuff?? I mean maybe 🤷his was... Unlocking🔓 doors🚪?😰" 🤔🫣🤥🤥🤥🤥
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Police: "I'm gonna run🏃 this nice 👍young man🧒 back🔙 to school." 👮♂️🏫🚸
Jackson: "⁉️ I beg 🙏🧎your pardon?"😵💫😵😵💫 😵
Police: "That's where the blue🔵boy🧒 grabbed☑️ you from, right☑️?.... I mean, 🫵You weren't 🚫 cutting✂️ class🎩, were you?"🤨🤨🤨🧐
Jackson: "No.🙅 No! 🏫School! That's where I was! 👍☑️ Studying! 🧑🏫Big test!📝 Big test!🧑🔬" 😮💨🫠 🤥🤥🤥🤥
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Lilith: "keep your eyes👁️👁️peeled🍌 for this🔵monster🧌. He broke💔out of jail 🚔and is considered🧠very dangerous🌋."
Jackson: 😱😰😨😬😬😬😶🌫️
Claire: "He's kinda cute"🫢🤭🤷🏻♀️🫦
Lilith and Jackson: 🤢🤢🤮🤮 "EEEEWWW!"🤮🤮🤢
Lilith: "you must be joking" 🤡🤡
Jackson: (Sweats 💦😰😨😟😟😰)
Lilith: "You🫵and the blue🔵kid 🧒have the same piercing💍. What are you🫵, a monster🧌 too 🤔?"
(Lilith and Claire laugh)
Jackson:🧍👁️👄👁️😳😮😱... 😑😐😑😐
Jackson: 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅
Claire and Lilith: ⁉️❓❓
Jackson: "😂That's funny!!🤡🥸 Me a monster🧌?! 🤣🤣🤣 Oh! You slay💅me!" 💀 🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥
Lilith and Claire: ❓👁️👄👁️❓🤷🏼♀️❓🤷🏻♀️❓
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Claire: "Jackson! 😤 What's your 🧠damage🤕dude?!" 😠
Jackson: "😵💫😧 I am so 🙇 sorry! 😣 Oh! 😩 Man!😮 It's like...😵Um...👀 I just have this... 👀👀 Well... 🤔 I have this condition! 🤒Yeah! 😆A condition! 😷 And it's called…💡Jecklington's💡! And every so often ⏱️ I'll just... you know🧠🤕, flare up!🔥🎇 (Shakes🕺🕺🕺)" 🤥🤥🤥
Claire and Chad: 😱 👁️👄👁️
Jackson: " like for no reason! 🙅 And I mean, it gets really ❌bad❌ sometimes⏳!... 🤧🤧There's no cure🤧🤧🚫💉💊🚫🤧🤧…😞😩😭😔" 🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥
Claire and Chad: 🥺🥺🥺🥺
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(music starts playing 🎵🎶🎺🎼🥁)
Jackson: "I- uh💫 I-uh... 😨😱 I feel another🕺flare🔥 up coming!" 🏃💨💨💨
🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥
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🙍💛 ➕ 🎼🎶🎸🎵 ➕ ❌🎧❌ = 🧑🎤💙
I actually really like the Discowing suit!
I didn't realize that this suit was call Discowing by the fans till recently and disliked by many. Though, I do understand why some people don't like it!
Maybe I'm just nostalgic because New Teen Titans "Judas Contract" was the first DC comic I ever read 🤷♀️
I do also like Dick's finger striped suit! But you can't change my mind! And you can't go wrong with he classics!
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Though I do think the Discowing-cycle is too far 🏍️🛵🚙 😭🤣🤣
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The comments on this post gonna be like:
Part 14 of my could Sam and Dean defeat/survive series. Find other polls here:
Light Yagami / A Quiet Place / Carrie / Psycho / The Ring / Carrie / Psycho / Alien / The Shining / Mean Girls / Hocus Pocus / Rocky Horror / Midsomer / IT / Planet of the Apes / Jurassic World / Attack on Titan / White Chicks /
Jackson💛and Holt💙are Frankie's👸 💚 Princes🤴 in Scarily Ever After 😳😳🫢😆🤭🥺🥺
As 💚Threadarella⚡👸 climbed🧗♀️into a waiting 🚃carriage her fairy❄️🧚🏻♀️❄️ghoulmother grabbed a sleeve👗, "Not❌to forget🧠or you will regret😨😞, you🫵must before midnight🕛leave🏃♀️💨."
🏰At the🪩🪅party🪅🪩 💚Threadarella's👸grace🦢 and🫦beauty💐 set her apart from every👯👯♀️👯♂️guest👯♂️👯♀️👯, and her stepsisters🙀😿😾 three wondered🤔🤨🧐 who she💚 could be🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️, along with all of the rest.👯♂️👯♀️👯 👁️👄👁️
💚Threadarella⚡👸danced💃with two🤴🤴princes one 🤓shy🤭💛🧑🔬, the other🔥bold😆💙🧑🎤 but🍑 throughout the🌆🌃🌙night🌙🌉🌌 they were never❌both in sight👁️👁️ which was a little🤏strange 🤔truth be told.
She💚 was dancing🕺💃again with the shy💛🤭one🤴 when the first☝️stroke⏳of midnight🕛rang🔔 through. 💚She said, "It's been 👍great👌but🍑 it's really late🥱 and now it's time⏱️ I flew🪰!"👋👋
As 💚she hurried🌀away🏃♀️💨💨 from the castle🏰she lost🧭 a shoe👠and➕the foot🦶 it was on🦵, she💚 slipped🧼and tripped😵 and when the clock struck🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔 twelve🕛 all the magic🪄 was gone❌⌛.
💚Threadarella⚡👸awoke 🛌the next morning🌄to the sound🔊👂of 🐴horses🐎 and chatter🗣️, she💚 snuck upstairs🪜completely awareness🤷🏻♀️ to see what was the matter.🕵🏻♀️🤔🤔🧐
She💚opened🔓 the door🚪 just a bit 🤏and peeked🫣 in with her green🟢👁️ eye, there🧍holding 💁🤲her shoe👠with the foot🦶in it too, was a 🔥prince🤴💙👨🎤, not🙅🏻♀️ the one who was shy❌🤴🤭🧑🔬❌.
Her💚 stepsisters 😾🙀😼seemed to be saying🗣️ that no🙅♀️monster🧌 here lacked that part👉🦶👠❌, but 💙he🤴didn't believe🤨and refused😠 to leave😤, he was not🪢only cute😍🤭but🍑smart🧠🧠.
Then 💚Threadarella⚡👸 had a burst❤️🔥 of courage💪🏋️♀️and started to step🚶♀️through the door🚪, but🍑 her💚 missing ❌🦶foot she💚 forgot-the😫other one caught-and she stumbled😵💫straight📏to the floor. 😵😵
🔥💙The prince👨🎤🤴rushed🏃💨💨over to help🆘 her💚, saying "M'Lady👸 this foot🦶 must be thine🫵," all 💚Threadarella⚡👸 could say was simply "Hey"👋🙋🏻♀️ and for a 👍better 💀⚰️🥀unlife🥀⚰️💀 she'd not pine🌲.
...and they lived Scarily Ever After!💛💚💙
My favorite part of the original Little Orphan Annie comic strip (from 1924), is when Annie is getting bullied by a snobby rich boy, so Annie punches him…
Random Karen: You can’t let your daughter fight!
Daddy Warbucks: You’re right! I can’t let my baby girl fight like that! I need to teach her proper form!
Random Karen: Wait no—
Daddy Warbucks: *Proceeds to teach Annie how to box*
Hey I'm Podado-T! She/her Asexual! I'm just going to post all my random memes and hyper fixations here cause I want to get it out there! (Which right now I'm in a Major DC Comics brain rot🧠!) 110% SFW! Thank you! My art account: @podado-t-art
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