A Moment Of Silence For Rizzo. He Went Through So Much Because Of Gonzo's BS.😔🐁

It's like looking in a mirror.

This could also be reversed, Jackson can be pretty problematic too.

Dad of the year everyone 👏

Slade has a favorite... and Joseph is definitely it. 🥺👼

Grant who? I guess🤷‍♀️ 😂

More Monster high memes

Don't get me wrong, JJ & HH's parents are bad to both of them, but I think Holt/DJ have it the worst.

In the books, Jackson's mom seems remorseful for not telling him he's a monster. And she believes she was actually protecting him by not telling Jackson. And at least she considers DJ to be her son too!

But according to Jackson's diary, his parents nonchalantly just say, "ya we knew, now eat your breakfast." Like wtf.

Entry from Jackson's diary:

Entry from Holt's Diary:

"I think," Holt you think you're 16?!

What does he mean he doesn't know how old he is?? Jeez!

AND ANOTHER THING! Not only did Jackson not know about Holt, but Heath didn't either! When Holt is first introduced, Heath gushes over how great DJ Holt is and how he got to help with his equipment, it is obvious he never knew Holt previously. Which means their parents probably hid Holt from the ENTIRE FREAKING FAMILY. Holt would have been cut off, no family to speak of.

(I know some people theorize Heath knew the whole times, but if that is the case then Heath is even more of a jerk than before! He already treated Jackson like trash.)

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Finally, here is a recreation of what would happen if Jackson and Holt's parents were real and I got the chance to meet them.

🔥Imma throw freaking hands.🔥

They are officially on a 💩 list.

The flood gates BURST open!

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It's been hard hiding my newfound MH hyper-fixation! All I wanna do is look at the lore and buy the books!

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When I read the first MH book I REEEEAAAALLLY needed to rant about it because that story is freaking WILD.

So I ranted at my sister, but I took out all the names and gave as little description as possible so she couldn't guess what story the book refers to.

Then the NEXT DAY, she mentions the MH live action! And I thought, this would be a good time to call myself out.

SHE brought it up!

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So I told her about all the changes and the characters they are leaving out. Especially my boys JJ/HH. When I told her they are not bringing back Operetta she actually seemed upset!

And I told her more context of the scenes I talked about from the books.

(Mild MH book 1 spoiler)

Sister: ooohh... So when you talked about that girl's head falling off, you meant Frankie?

Me: 😮‍💨 ...yeah... 😳🥲

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Apparently, my sister was the one who introduced me to MH when we were kids. (Which I don't really remember how/when I watched it growing up, but know I saw a few movies as a kid.)

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And now we are watching the live action movie together when it comes out 😁

I just found out💙🤴Holt🧑‍🎤🔥 is on the box art for the Doll😆

He's on one knee🧎holding 💚Frankie's👸⚡shoe👠and🦶foot🥺🤭

(Holt does look a little creepy in the art lol)

Jackson💛and Holt💙are Frankie's👸 💚 Princes🤴 in Scarily Ever After 😳😳🫢😆🤭🥺🥺

As 💚Threadarella⚡👸 climbed🧗‍♀️into a waiting 🚃carriage her fairy❄️🧚🏻‍♀️❄️ghoulmother grabbed a sleeve👗, “Not❌to forget🧠or you will regret😨😞, you🫵must before midnight🕛leave🏃‍♀️💨.”

🏰At the🪩🪅party🪅🪩 💚Threadarella's👸grace🦢 and🫦beauty💐 set her apart from every👯👯‍♀️👯‍♂️guest👯‍♂️👯‍♀️👯, and her stepsisters🙀😿😾 three wondered🤔🤨🧐 who she💚 could be🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️, along with all of the rest.👯‍♂️👯‍♀️👯 👁️👄👁️

💚Threadarella⚡👸danced💃with two🤴🤴princes one 🤓shy🤭💛🧑‍🔬, the other🔥bold😆💙🧑‍🎤 but🍑 throughout the🌆🌃🌙night🌙🌉🌌 they were never❌both in sight👁️👁️ which was a little🤏strange 🤔truth be told.

She💚 was dancing🕺💃again with the shy💛🤭one🤴 when the first☝️stroke⏳of midnight🕛rang🔔 through. 💚She said, “It’s been 👍great👌but🍑 it’s really late🥱 and now it’s time⏱️ I flew🪰!"👋👋

As 💚she hurried🌀away🏃‍♀️💨💨 from the castle🏰she lost🧭 a shoe👠and➕the foot🦶 it was on🦵, she💚 slipped🧼and tripped😵 and when the clock struck🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔 twelve🕛 all the magic🪄 was gone❌⌛.

💚Threadarella⚡👸awoke 🛌the next morning🌄to the sound🔊👂of 🐴horses🐎 and chatter🗣️, she💚 snuck upstairs🪜completely awareness🤷🏻‍♀️ to see what was the matter.🕵🏻‍♀️🤔🤔🧐

She💚opened🔓 the door🚪 just a bit 🤏and peeked🫣 in with her green🟢👁️ eye, there🧍holding 💁🤲her shoe👠with the foot🦶in it too, was a 🔥prince🤴💙👨‍🎤, not🙅🏻‍♀️ the one who was shy❌🤴🤭🧑‍🔬❌.

Her💚 stepsisters 😾🙀😼seemed to be saying🗣️ that no🙅‍♀️monster🧌 here lacked that part👉🦶👠❌, but 💙he🤴didn’t believe🤨and refused😠 to leave😤, he was not🪢only cute😍🤭but🍑smart🧠🧠.

Then 💚Threadarella⚡👸 had a burst❤️‍🔥 of courage💪🏋️‍♀️and started to step🚶‍♀️through the door🚪, but🍑 her💚 missing ❌🦶foot she💚 forgot-the😫other one caught-and she stumbled😵‍💫straight📏to the floor. 😵😵

🔥💙The prince👨‍🎤🤴rushed🏃💨💨over to help🆘 her💚, saying "M'Lady👸 this foot🦶 must be thine🫵,” all 💚Threadarella⚡👸 could say was simply “Hey"👋🙋🏻‍♀️ and for a 👍better 💀⚰️🥀unlife🥀⚰️💀 she’d not pine🌲.

…and they lived Scarily Ever After!💛💚💙

Rizzo really went through so much crap in the 90's muppet movies

I think I have lost control of my life...

Frankie admits she has a crush on both JJ💛& HH💙

Frankie’s Sweet 1600 Diary

"I feel like I'm lost in the Bermuda love triangle because I can't make up my mind whether I'm crushing on Jackson or Holt. Since they are really the same guy, am I allowed to date both of them? Jackson is so scary-sweet; he's a ghoul's dream. But Holt is electric, and I really get a charge out of him. They are totally polar opposites, so why do I like them both, and what does that say about me? Tesla's ghost it's complicated! I don't understand why guys can't be as steady and unchanging as us ghouls. :p"

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"am I allowed to date both of them?"

YES! YES YOU CAN! If you date one, you have to date the other! They are a package deal!

"what does that say about me?"

It says you are thinking of them as they are, two parts of a whole! They are the same person! You are thinking rationally! ALSO being Poly is always an option! So long as everyone involved is cool wit it! (I'm pretty sure you could call Frankie dating JJ & HH a Poly relationship, but also not?)

Just go for it Frankie! 😩😫

If you've seen their Diaries you'd understand

They need to go to therapy so bad it's not even funny. 🧑‍⚕️🤧🤧

They need help! 😭😭

Heath🔥 x Abbey❄️ pt 1

Webisodes 📶🖥️🥰😍

Movies (G1) 🎥🎬🍿

Dolls 👨‍🍳🧑‍🍳🔪

Diaries 📖✍️ (Home Ick)

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BONUS: Abbey's Diary Entry about Heath 😆🥺🤭 (Basic Diary)

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(I know this has kind of been done before, but not this detailed. But let me know if I'm wrong lol and this has been done)

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Part 2 coming soon!

SPN Season 4