You're Way Too Pretty To Be Single

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

It’s so frustrating feeling really intelligent, but when you try to express it nothing comes out right and you just look and feel stupid. sigh

I’m like Beetlejuice, if you say good girl 3 times I’ll come too

Reminder...

You are allowed to be proud of yourself for doing small things. Like getting out of bed that morning, or eating three meals a day. Your achievements are amazing and you should be proud of yourself no matter how big/small they are.

a pretty girl with no bruises is like an angel with no wings

do you think if I asked nasa rly nicely they’d throw me into the black hole

The hornier I am the more fucked my kinks become like idk who that nasty bitch is but she scares me sometimes 😭

i want to make someone lunch everyday and leave a cute little note with it that they can look forward to reading everyday