“you Dtf?” Yeah I’m Dumber Than Fuck

“you know I love you, right?”

“yes.”

“good, bc I’m going to fuck you like I don’t.”

🫠🥴

Did you know, she can't give you an attitude with a mouthful of cock? 😌

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

“stopp ur being so mean” your panties are literally soaked right now you slut.

I ain't never switched up on nobody. Either u pushed me away, left me hanging, or showed me it's no loyalty in you…

i love when random tumblr users find my blog and go through it liking and reblogging everything in a frenzy, it feels like i’ve been cultivating a nice backyard with a lovely birdbath and feeder and i’ve glanced out the window to see a bird going absolutely wild with it

I have to pee come with me