Riding SZN🍒🏁💨

please don’t forget to drink water and get some sunlight because you’re basically a houseplant with complicated emotions.

normal me vs horny me is pretty much like how in finding nemo bruce smells dorys nosebleed and his eyes go from • to ⚫️ real quick

You have to get a point where your mood doesn't shift based on the insignificant actions of someone else.

“stopp ur being so mean” your panties are literally soaked right now you slut.

I will never truly understand why people choose to be mean, condescending, racist, unsupportive and so, so negative when the world is already falling apart. We need more love, we need more positivity, we need more kindness. And if you, dear reader, have said or done something nice for someone else (or even yourself) today, I want to remind you that you have made the world a better place. We need more people like you. We need people who choose peace; we need people who choose love; we need people who choose kindness. Thank you for being a light. You are a star.

this pride month i’m raising awareness for subs suffering from cotton candy brain. it’s a terrible condition, really: when it gets wet it melts </3

I don't care if Mike is hard and don't call me lemonade

Slapping kink go brrrr