Girls With The Kindest Hearts Suck It The Sloppiest

i want to make someone lunch everyday and leave a cute little note with it that they can look forward to reading everyday

i love when random tumblr users find my blog and go through it liking and reblogging everything in a frenzy, it feels like i’ve been cultivating a nice backyard with a lovely birdbath and feeder and i’ve glanced out the window to see a bird going absolutely wild with it

who put me in charge of me. mistake. I cannot be trusted

*Still uses pinky promises as a legitimate foundation of trust*

can i use your balls as a beauty blender