You'll Change Your Name Or Change Your Mind

constantly resisting the urge to post every single thought i have on here

me when other people tag me in things: this person??? thought about me???? i'm so flattered??????? 🥺💕🥺💕🥺💕🥺💕

me when i consider tagging someone in a post: i am annoying!!!! i am overstepping every single boundary!!!! i am making an absolute fool out of myself!!!!!!

theyre inventing a new water bottle that never has enough water for how thirsty you are in the middle of the night. and theyre calling it the water bottle you alreaty own

Reblog fat cat if you’re gay

SAY IT DONT SPRAY IT MOTHERFUCKER

i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

i dont think blue hair by tv girl is supposed to make me cry but damn dude. every time