When You Finally Find The Energy To Do Stuff

Welcome to the gun show >:y

people who close caption youtube and tiktok videos but add weird fonts that make the text almost entirely unreadable i hate you

Sorry not sorry

had an allergic reaction to a band aid. the world is cruel

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

fuck the smiths but some points were made when he said i was looking for a job and then i found a job and heaven knows im miserable now

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those

just got stung by a wasp in my own fucking bed. the universe is a cruel place