“What, Were You Born Yesterday?”

i just got jumpscared by this but UAEGGEBBSGSH thank you bro‼️‼️‼️‼️

having a mutual who’s a good artist literally feels like beyonce saw me at a supermarket and decided to make me her best friend

me n (slightly inaccurate) human Austin cause this picrew doesn't like nonhumans </3

idk who to tag,,, feel free to join

Been tagged in several of these now, so imma start my own: Bam, picrew creator. You + the first OC you think of

This one, stylistically, looks more like how I see myself than any picrew I’ve ever seen before so I had to make a game with it, thems the rules.

@whataboutsimple, @murkystarlight, @giantbonfirestars, @lukas-broken-bow, @sillysnaildraws to start with, obviously, but also anyone. Everyone. Fucking do it.

Edit: I just remembered that I can tag @mildlybizarrecorvid and possibly get the entire horde summoned on here which might make it actually break containment. It would be so cool if this does anything.

having a pen name is so fun because its never used for anything so i can just have it as a username without adding anything extra

“it must be heaven if a writer fell in love with you🥺” ma’am, the writer in question is an AO3 whump writer who puts their Blorbo through the worst imaginable kind of hell while making sure the sexual tension between them and their archenemy who’s putting them on a leash is off the charts before they both engage in a violent gay sex. are you sure you want writers to be in love with you?

"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HA-GURLGURGGU💦LGERGGU💦💦GERGUR💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"

npd + angelkin culture is omfg give me back my wings right now. What do you mean I can't wear cosplay wings in public? People will stare? Good.

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i have way too many names 💔💔

Pluto- inspired off the God since i have a lingering hyperfixtation on him AND the planet since its my fav

Valentino- literally just Valentino from Hazbin Hotel. thats all

Bug- i kin maggots and like bugs in general

Myers- no idea where this one came from actually

Violet- just my birthname that i kept since it makes me seem like the pretty boy i am🔥🔥

open tags cause idk who to tag

Why is your name that?

Mine is this because when I first started tumblr I was hyperfixating on an OC called Oscar who got kidnapped by an evil doctor/ringmaster. (He was called Valentine which was ironic because Saint Valentine was a doctor who was a beloved figure and all of the people Dr. Valentine kidnapped to be in his show hated him. But also because he’s aroace and loves all his victims like pets but he’s namesakes with a holiday about non platonic love.) Valentine would do a thing where- You know how some taxidermists will make mythical creatures out of several different animal species’ parts? He would do that with living things. He would use surgeries and chemicals to combine living creatures together to make monsters for his show. There was also a carnival that he also owned that traveled with the circus/was part of it. And in that carnival was a “zoo” thing for artificial monsters who refused to perform. Like Oscar. So Valentine turned Oscar into a have snake. (Like the shape a mermaid is, but with a snake instead of a fish.) Valentine has chemicals that can make things grow more than they should to fit whatever creatures they’re supposed to be attached to. So he did that with the snake and mixed up it’s organs so that it’s brain could go in in its back somewhere and be connected up to Oscar’s brain so that they could communicate mentally. Now Valentine put the snake’s fangs, tongue, and vocal cords into Oscar’s mouth and throat (so now he can’t talk and he’s venomous.) But you understand. It’s still the snake’s brain controlling all the snake parts. And the snake would have conflict with Oscar at first. But then they would slowly meld into one consciousness because they can both feel each other’s physical sensations and emotions and they’re aware of all of each other’s thoughts, so like. Intuitively, I felt like they would stop being able to tell the difference eventually and just become different facets of the same person.

Anyway, Oscar really, really likes plants. He’s a gardener professionally and on his own because he grows a lot of his own food. (Made his own rain catching irrigation system.) So Valentine offered him a bunch of options for a new name. “Oscar” simply isn’t exotic or snakelike enough. And while Oscar wasn’t going to respond to anything other than his real name, Valentine was going to name tag him with whatever he chose, so it did actually matter. There was one single option for a new name that was anything related to a plant. He decided he would choose that one out of. I guess it was some sort of tie to what he used to do? The name was Basil. Oscar thinks of it as the snake’s name.

So Basil the snaking thing. Now I think I would rename myself “Parsley the Crow” since that’s more accurate to me, but everyone knows me as this and I have friends and branding to keep up with.

(Oscar eventually managed to grow a bunch of plants in his cage as an act of rebellion. Mostly ferns.)

okay, first of all, that lore is FIRE. second, branding is very important so good on you for maintaining your brand.

now, regarding myself, I am, as has been proven, a nerd. I am such a nerd, in fact, that my favourite band of all time is 2CELLOS, a cello duo comprised of Luka Šulić and Stjepan Hauser that has since broken up. I grew up OBSESSED with their music (I used to beg my mother to watch their music videos every day). they basically designed my pop culture taste. I got into AC/DC because 2CELLOS covered Thunderstruck. they covered the Pirates of the Caribbean theme, so I watched the films. I became interested in time travel (now a dear obsession) because one of their music videos involved them doing rocking cello solos in the Georgian era, and I began hc-ing that they travelled back in time to do it (this was when I was maybe nine). I loved them SO MUCH (still do, but now I also have other interests music-wise and pop culture-wise).

when I was around twelve or thirteen years old, I finally got the chance to go to one of their concerts; my grandparents were in town for my birthday, and as a gift, they bought me tickets to the 2CELLOS tour. at that point, I had just gotten into the internet and didn’t really have a brand or a consistent url, and I didn’t know what I wanted it to be. and then, at the concert (which was AMAZING), Luka played the cello so hard his bow broke. the coolest thing my tiny child self had ever seen.

that was the moment I forever became Luka’s Broken Bow.

funnily enough, for my birthday this year, I got tickets to go see Luka solo in concert in April. who knows, maybe he’ll break his bow again.

Hey, If you genuinely believe in the idea that "all men are pigs" and we should "kill all men" you are a bad person, period.

Go ahead and call me misogynistic if you want. I genuinely hate you if you think the solution is the eradication of a group of people. Fuck you

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thanks for the tag @tinzeliink (i can't add my own to the reblog chain 😭)

can you fight god?

tags ☆ ::

@ihugmomo @homuradefender @ktamina @nasstyssanktuss @goths4christianslater

npd + bpd culture is your friend meeting someone new and immediately hitting it off more than you like. and it kills you. ive been right here the entire time what about ME? dont you still love me? arent i better than they are? aren't we closer??

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