I GOT SNORLAX!! REMINDER THAT HORNYPOSTING IS GOOD LUCK.

I do this shit for 4 likes

I’m a simple dog, I love the floor

I have the craziesttttt most perverted insane problematic shocking shameful kink ever where I yearn to be seen as a man and then kissed on the cheek

me and the bad bitch i pulled by being scared and nervous like a bunny

im sorry i started humping your leg while we made out

it will happen again

i hope i'm not just a tumblr blog to you but someone you'd pull into the bathroom at a party to make out with

STOP giving the tboys edibles. that is CHOCOLATE. he is a DOG

Why can't I just be a dog? I'd be a great dog.

nevermind guys i came two more times and took a nap and i think ill be good until later tonight… still willing to take that pounding i asked for tho! \( ^_−☆

hhhn i hate ovulating . it just turns me unfathomably brainless and i genuinely cant do anything!!! suddenly tables look like ‘hm thatd be a good place to bend me over,’ and any corner i can find looks like something i can grind myself into!!!

ive gotten off like… three times already and its barely afternoon. im insatiable!!! i need someone pushing my head down into my bed, relentlessly pounding into me . its honestly a tragedy and a failure on society’s part that im not being completely filled, taking load after load. >:’(

my fingers arent enough someone please just fuck me so i can go focus and do something useful!!!

YouTube’s AI generated reply suggestions are trying to end my life