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oough tummy hurts how will tboys LIVE in these tummy tuesday conditions

Seduce you with silliness because that’s all I got

i’m the loyal dog type boyfriend where i lay my head in your lap and you pet me. let me sleep at the foot of your bed. id do anything you ask. waiting for you to come back because it’s only home when you’re here. i’m your good dog i’m your best friend. i’m at your beck and call just say my name. i love you i love you i love you.

transmasc tops are so important and crucial to this community. shout out to them.

^voice of guy who’s trying to get laid

Mark your territory (me)

I love like a dog. Like yes, I’d love to listen to you talk about your passions. I will sit there with big attentive eyes and wagging my tail while we unpack everything you’ve ever done and will ever do. I want nothing more than to hold your face and breath you in for a while

im not a boyfriend im a lap dog

i want love

You are invited to pet my head until I relax forever

If someone said "atta boy" to me i think i would cum on the spot