꒰ Welcome To My Kennel. . .ᐟ

having an owner but they have to put stuff like this on while theyre gone

i want love

YouTube’s AI generated reply suggestions are trying to end my life

do u like faggots with long pretty hair and big brown eyes that look up at u while u ruin them. and involuntarily tear up when overstimulated

Honestly, the sexual part of petplay is fun, but also like. It's nice in a non sexual way, too?

- Curling up at someone's feet

- Being doted on like a beloved pet

- Giving out absolute unabashed affection

- Head scratches

- ???

Or am I just touchstarved?

Everybody wants a trans boyfriend until he asks if you see him as a man every five minutes

lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

“me and who” me and you. i tell you what if i ever got in close distance of your titties it would be OVER dude i’d be rubbing and licking and suckling and maybe grazing my teeth a little bit until i was the one moaning

also i’m gonna need there to be a cure to having boypussy right NOW cause i’m a dirty slut and have been getting off daily to the thought of frotting recently and if i can’t frot with you until we’re whimpering messes then what is the point truly. we’re gonna have to find a way to make this work. STAT!

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typing this with one hand btw lotus… /hj

if you dont come over here NEOW im gonna go crazy… . and i think our minds are connected i genuinely cannot stop thinking about frotting its a CURSE!!!

but no worries :3 theres an easy fix for boypussy…. more testosterone!!!!! it’ll just take a bit.. lets grind our new dicks together <3

or a more quicker fix.. frotting straps together…… faints

Little lambs like me do a certain math when it comes to dogs:

The herding dog is small and nimble, they’re my friend! It’s fun even though sometimes they jump on me and nip me

The livestock guardian dog is bigger and fluffier, and they never bite, they love to cuddle with me and lick my head so softly and make sure I’m okay

The wolf over by the fence is even bigger and fluffier than the others, I bet they’re super nice! I should go over so we can be friends too!

uuugrhhruuh.., ive sneezed like 30 times in the past hour so you Know im going to sexualize this to cope .

but m sneezing to the point where i feel loopy, i crawl into bed nd mumble a ‘i dont feel good,’ you’ll coo and tell me that you’ll take care of me, but not before you crawl into bed with me. you’ll get on top of me, and ill think you’ll be giving me some cuddles, but instead you grind into me.. humping into me like im there for your own pleasure

and i am.. and i just lay there.. too tired to get up.. too sick and delirious to get up… do i even want to get up? ….i think we both know the answer to that !

and i barely even know what’s going on, my body would catch up to the pleasure before my mind does. but before i know it your hand is in my boxers, nd your fingers find their way into my hole

honestly i think it’d be really cute.. once i start getting riled up ill try to reciprocate and try to act all hot for you, but i end up sneezing multiple times in the middle of my sentence, nd we both giggle before we go back to making messes of our underwear

and when it’s all over we get those cuddles i was originally expecting, and then we could have a little meal before you give me some benedryl or something HAHA

i dunno yuo guys.. i feel icky