This Is In No Way The Best Way To Post It But It Is The Only Way I Could Get The Format To Stay

This Is In No Way The Best Way To Post It But It Is The Only Way I Could Get The Format To Stay
This Is In No Way The Best Way To Post It But It Is The Only Way I Could Get The Format To Stay
This Is In No Way The Best Way To Post It But It Is The Only Way I Could Get The Format To Stay
This Is In No Way The Best Way To Post It But It Is The Only Way I Could Get The Format To Stay
This Is In No Way The Best Way To Post It But It Is The Only Way I Could Get The Format To Stay

This is in no way the best way to post it but it is the only way I could get the format to stay

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2 months ago

Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

6 months ago
image is a graphic of a chart, four columns across, three rows down, featuring three Canadian political parties: The New Democratic Party, the Liberal Party, and the Conservative. Chart indicates if each party offers policies that "meaningfully beneficial"; outlined here as defined as: "a collective plan or policy, either proposed or passed as of 2019 or later, that is a net positive for the overall quality of life of impacted individuals or otherwise removes or reduces existing obstacles and barriers".

The second row addresses Healthcare. The parties score as follows:
NDP. Yes: 1. Long-term funding for the Public Health Agency of Canada. 2. Extend healthcare services to include universal dental care; working with provincial partners, health professionals and dentists to develop a roadmap to incorporate universal dental care into Canada’s public health care system, and immediately deliver dental care coverage for people who don’t have any private insurance. 3. Prescription medication for mental health care will now be available free of cost to Canadians. 4. Federal re-investment in our health system to include eye care, hearing care, and Canadians struggling with infertility. 
Liberal: Yes: 1. Reduce wait times for healthcare. 2. Increase wages for personal support workers. 3. Ensuring Canadians have access to a family doctor or nurse practitioner. 4. Increase access to mental health services. 5. Modernize the health care system with standardized information.

Conservative: No. 1. Support rights for doctors, nurses, and others to refuse to participate in, or refer their patients for abortion, assisted suicide, or euthanasia. 2. Will not support any legislation to regulate abortion. 3. Will prohibit life altering medicinal or surgical interventions on minors under 18 to treat gender confusion or dysphoria. 4. Will not commit to keeping social programs like pharmacare. 5. There are no specifications on how the Conservative Party will fund or improve healthcare.

The third row addresses Education.
NDP: Yes. 1. Making post-secondary education part of our public education system. 2. Moving away from loans and significantly increasing access to non-repayable Canada Student Grants. 3. Permanently removing interest on all federal student loans. 4. Working towards a future where tuition is free.

Liberal: Yes: 1. Increase the repayment assistance threshold to $50,000 for Canada Student Loan borrowers who are single. 2. Permanently eliminate the federal interest on Canada Student Loans and Canada Apprentice Loans to support young Canadians who choose to invest in post-secondary education. 3. Increase the refundable tax credit to 25% (from 15%). 

Conservative: No. 1. Removing post-secondary education funding from the Canada Social Transfer (federal funding distributed to provinces and territories) and creating an independent Canada Education Transfer (burden of funding is placed upon the provinces and territories). 2. Implementing Income Contingent Loans and providing a preferred interest rate on student loans post-graduation.

The bottom text reads: Don't FAFO. Be informed about the policies you’re voting for. For example: These polices are collected from sources dated between 2019 and 2024 and may have been updated since. Be sure to read up on the latest!
image is a graphic of a chart, four columns across, three rows down, featuring three Canadian political parties: The New Democratic Party, the Liberal Party, and the Conservative. Chart indicates if each party offers policies that "meaningfully beneficial"; outlined here as defined as: "a collective plan or policy, either proposed or passed as of 2019 or later, that is a net positive for the overall quality of life of impacted individuals or otherwise removes or reduces existing obstacles and barriers".

The second row addresses Homelessness / Poverty, and Housing Support. The parties score as follows:
NDP: Yes: 1. Create more social housing and other affordable options. 2. Work with the provinces and municipalities to fast-track the purchase, lease and conversion of hotels and motels for emergency housing relief until more permanent, community-based solutions are available. 3. Expand income security programs, beginning with seniors and people living with disabilities, to build towards a future where all individuals residing in Canada have access to a guaranteed livable basic income."
Liberal: Yes: 1. Introduce a new Rent-to-Own program to help make it easier for renters to get on the path towards home ownership while renting. 2. Work with Indigenous partners to co-develop an Urban, Rural, and Northern Indigenous Housing Strategy. 3. Increase funding to the National Housing Co-Investment fund by a total of $2.7 billion over 4 years.
Conservative: No. 1. Assisting in the provision of shelters and by recognizing, addressing and seeking solutions to contributing factors of homelessness. 2. Withhold transit and infrastructure funding from cities until sufficient high-density housing around transit stations is built and occupied. Cities will not receive money for transit until there are keys-in-doors. 3. Cut the bonuses and salaries, and if needed, fire the gatekeepers at CMHC if they are unable to speed up approval of applications for housing programs to an average of 60 days. 

The third row addresses Drug Crisis Support.
NDP: Yes. 1. Work with the provinces and health professionals to create a safe supply of medically regulated alternatives to toxic street drugs, support overdose prevention sites and expand access to treatment on demand for people struggling with addiction. 2. Declare a public health emergency and commit to working with all levels of government, health experts and Canadians to end the criminalization and stigma of drug addiction, so that people struggling with addiction can get the help they need without fear of arrest, while getting tough on the real criminals - those who traffic in and profit from illegal drugs. 3. Launch an investigation into the role drug companies may have played in fueling the opioid crisis, and seek meaningful financial compensation from them.

Liberal: Yes. 1. Introduce a comprehensive strategy to address problematic substance use to end the opioids crisis. 2. Invest $500 million to support the provinces and territories in providing access to a full-range of evidence-based treatment, recognizing that successful treatment is not determined by long-term abstinence. 3. Support provinces and territories in creating standards for substance use treatment programs so that Canadians can access quality and evidence-based support when they need it most. 4. Support the many lower-risk and first-time offenders by reforming the Criminal Code to repeal relevant mandatory minimum penalties and requiring police and Crown prosecutors to consider diverting individuals out of the criminal justice system.

Conservative: Yes: 1. Invest $325 million over the next three years (2021 - 2024) to create 1000 residential treatment beds and build 50 recovery community centres across the country. 2. Partner with the provinces to ensure naloxone kits are available for free across Canada. 3. Revise federal drugs and substance abuse policies to focus on recovery and harm reduction.

The bottom text reads: Don't FAFO. Be informed about the policies you’re voting for.

Don't Fuck Around and Find Out. Be informed about the policies you're voting for.

Exceedingly summarized positions from three of Canada's parties based on information either readily available on each party's website (NDP, Liberal, Conservative), or otherwise found through articles.

Don't just take this chart at face value. At the time of this post, none of these parties have released their official 2025 election year platforms.

Also as a way to make politics slightly more bearable, take a shot every time Pierre Poilievre says "Trudeau" in a public statement or social media post. Happy holidays 🍻


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1 year ago

Love and Nature

Osdea, the god of love, fell hopelessly in love with the god of nature, Ezella. Osdea tried everything she could to have the indifferent god acknowledge her, but Ezella never gave her the time of day. Osdea tried helping the flora and fauna, hoping to appeal to the god of nature through kindness. She tried befriending the different nature spirits, attempting to learn anything about Ezella. She tried just being in the same area as Ezella often, so maybe they'd take an interest in her, like she had in them.

Finally, when Osdea had given up hope in all else, she brought Ezella a small bouquet of flowers, ones she had seen them care for, and tried talking to the god. Ezella curtly turned Osdea down, but Osdea saw this as progress, for she had finally gotten Ezella to acknowledge her! And so Osdea brought another bouquet of flowers the next day, with the same result. She continued bringing flowers every day, each time with the same result.

On the fourth day, Ezella, growing steadily losing what little patience they had left from the frequent irritations said, "Every day you cut and bring me flowers that I have grown. Every day I turn you down, but that still does not seem to dissuade you. Your young naivety seems to know no bounds, so let me put this as plainly as possible. For as long as you continue bothering me and cutting the flowers I have grown and calling it a gift, I will never return your affections."

Osdea, stunned, watched as the god of nature swiftly turned and walked away, her eyes never lingering from their back, not even when her face grew warm or when the world in front of her clouded too an unrecognizable blur of colours. Only when Ezella was long out of sight was Osdea able to move, collapsing to her knees, and crushing the flowers.

She didn't even remember dropping them.

Hastily, she tried straightening the broken stems and rightening the misplaced petals, but the tears and her shaking hands only worsened the damage until her lap was covered in flower petals and leaves. She held the broken and baren flower stems to her chest, head in her lap and arms wrapped around her trembling body.

Gradually, slowly, her tears sprouted new flowers, wrapping first around the edges of her feet, then her dress and legs, her torso, her arms, her neck, her hair, her head. Oh so gradually, the suffocating pain in her chest took on a new shape; a shape that made more sense. Oh so slowly, her tears did dry, and the flowers clinging to her form began to bloom.

The forest nymphs were the first to find her. The rising sun painted her skin a brilliant golden colour through the shadows of towering trees and their vibrant green leaves. The delicate white of fresh blooms sparsely covering her form seemed to sing at their first sight of light. The god's chest rose and fell slowly as she laid sprawled across the forest floor, as if asleep. The nymphs, simply relieved that the poor god was no longer weeping, left her to sleep.

Osdea was not asleep. How could she sleep with the ceaseless, creeping pain inside her chest?

As the nymphs left, tears escaped and trickled down their familiar path over her skin and in between the delicate flowers.

The nymphs returned at sundown, the god's chest still steadily rising and falling, eyes closed to the world. The white flowers from before now more thoroughly covering her, and new flowers blooming at the edges of her face, there was very little of the god that was left untouched now. Small pin-pricks of blood scattered across her body where the flowers weaved their way through her skin.

Still, the nymphs left Osdea to her slumber. Still, Osdea was not asleep. She was paralyzed, as if the flowers had taken root in her muscles, rendering them completely useless. If nothing else, the whites and greens of the flowers and their stems, set against the dimming light of the falling sun brought some small glimmer of happiness to the sorrowful god.

'Perhaps,' thought the god 'this is the true nature of life; holding onto the smallest glimmer of hope and joy, no matter the cost.' Tears welled along her eyes once again, now hidden beneath a thin layer of foliage.

The petite white flowers weaving and sprouting through her skin were not what troubled Osdea. What troubled her was the feeling of small, sharp barbs being dragged through the inner linings of her being. Treacherously slowly, the talons clawed their way up her chest and into her throat. Every tentative rise and fall of her chest, every movement, no matter how small, pressed the stabbing blades in further.

Osdea learned what she could and could not do quite quicky. Movement was strictly forbidden. The god was still allowed to breathe, but gradually even that privileged had been restricted until her breaths were slow and shallow and her head grew light. She was not allowed to speak. Even if she wanted to, she wouldn't be able to croak out even a single word. But she was fine with that. She had no one to listen to her words anyways.

The stars above shone so brightly. Somehow, they seemed brighter than usual, almost as if they wept for the god, their small lights ever so slightly growing before trembling and shrinking again. The stars and their weeping slowly began to fade away as dawn drew near, and clouds covered the sky like a heavy blanket. Osdea could feel the plants blanketing her body still in anticipation. The world around her seemed to hold it's breath as she swam in and out of consciousness. She could still breathe. She didn't know why she was struggling. Her head felt so heavy.

The clouds were painted a brilliant ruby red, painting the forest in hues of pink. Osdea had never seen a sky quite like that, and she knew she never would again. A faint smile spread across her lips. This much she was still allowed.

She couldn't breathe.

The world fluttered in and out of existence, as if a butterfly were sat on her nose.

She was okay.

The sun began to crest its head over the horizon, vibrant scarlet to match the clouds above. The birds did not sing, nor did the deer begin to stir. The nymphs would not visit this morning.

She would be okay.

In and out, the world faded and re-ignited repeatedly. Dark crimson shadows fell over the forest. White flowers were painted pink.

It would be okay.

The world of reds and dark shadows swam in front of Osdea's eyes. From the darkness, her eyes landed on one figure, slowly approaching. The darkness encroached and consumed her vision. She pried her eyelids open, even if only once more. She would not let herself be robbed of her sight. Not yet.

She was out of time. She was not okay. She didn't want to die.

Light returned to the god. A soft face filled with love and sorrow stared down at her. For a moment, Osdea forgot about the tearing thorns in her chest, about the flowers covering her body, about the air missing from her lungs. For a moment, Osdea felt like she was dancing through the forest again, wanting nothing more than for Ezella to turn their attention to her.

Osdea watched as Ezella's lips moved, but no sound ever reached her ears. Why couldn't she hear the god? Why couldn't she hear the one person who's voice had rung through her head for days now?

Osdea opened her mouth, but the words she wanted to say were torn apart by the thorns within before they ever knew the breath of life. The scene before her clouded to a blur of reds again with only Ezella remaining in focus.

Ezella leaned down, filling Osdea's vision. Soft lips found her forehead, as if the flowers had parted specially for them. A drop of water rolled down her temple. It was warm. It was cold.

The clouds faded from her vision, and the thorns in her lungs disappeared. The god of love no longer felt the pinpricks of flowers weaving through her skin.

The god of nature rose with the rising sun, and began their daily care for the earth and its creatures.

The sun rose on the second morning. Where had previously laid Osdea, the god of love, now laid a beautiful flower bed, alive with dusty blues and pure whites. Sat in the center of the bed was a bush of roses, petals and thorns dyed the same blood-red colour.


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7 months ago

So, uh. This is real:

A Twitter post from the official Donald Trump account @realDonaldTrump, who has pinged a popular Undertale RP blog: 

"@COOLSKELETON965

I’ll send you IMPORTANT ELECTION UPDATES for North Carolina. Make sure you are ready to VOTE FOR DONALD J. TRUMP by November 5th.

Reply #stop to opt-out."

This is 100% a a thing that has happened.

Twitter user @COOLSKELETON965, a Papyrus RP blog from the game Undertale, responding to an accidental tweet from Donald Trump:

"WHO ARE YOU???"

What even is this timeline?!

︎
@COOLSKELETON965 continues their mock confusion on Twitter: 

"PEOPLE ARE TELLING ME HE'S JERRY... SCREW YOU! ORANGE JERRY!!!!"

I'm dying. Oh my stars.

Twitter user epic jayden @stoleurtoastt asks Papyrus:

"PAPYRUS ARE YOU NORTH CAROLINIAN ?! ME TOO BROTHER"

@COOLSKELETON965 responds:

"WHAT THE HELL IS A NORTH CAROLINA???"

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10 months ago

Original

Original
2 months ago
ἔστιν ἄρα (therefore It Is), 2025

ἔστιν ἄρα (therefore it is), 2025

(inspired by @two-bees-poetry - still fascinated by the poem lady macbeth grants you an interview, it's my favourite <3)

5 months ago

With one simple trick, you can turn a 20 hour game into a 100 hour game

It's called being bad at video games

1 month ago

born to be an abstract concept, forced to be a percievable entity

8 months ago

it’s fun to stay at the Y

4 months ago
Sorry

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