Latest Posts by plethaid - Page 9

obsessed with how tidy he keeps his hair around Gil Galad versus the floppy hair in Khazad Dum. look at this

Gil Galad is like that grandmother who pulls kids close and combs their hair until they yell

Couples that were obviously gay but big time corp didn't let it be cannon:

I mean come on

" I learned that he had never married. I thought that odd, though I guessed why it was; No, I guessed that he wanted to remain "unattached" for some reason deep down which he did not understand himself - or would not acknowledge, for it alarmed him"

It’s common knowledge that Bilbo WILL stab a bitch

Tolkien at the start of the Hobbit: oh I’m going to tell a fun little story for my children about how even the smallest people can make a difference!

Tolkien at the end of the Hobbit, gripping his son’s shoulders intensely: Chris. Christopher. Listen.  Greed will only corrupt you Christopher, it will twist your mind like a poison, like a disease, until you are nothing but a hollow wreck of what you once were.  Also I’ve killed off like half the characters in a battle I don’t even show sorry. 

“ Then Legolas built a grey ship in Ithilien, and sailed down Anduin and so over Sea; and with him, it is said, went Gimli the Dwarf. ”

Those who slay together, stay together.

fuck all romance except whatever the fuck that dwarf king and his burglar hobbit had going on

Tom Bombadil rollerskates in backwards to "Dancing Queen," saves a bunch of hobbits from a barrow-wight, throws up two peace signs, and rollerskates away....

The Lord of the Rings + Tumblr Text Posts

Part 2

we don’t talk enough about the fact that there was a period of time when bilbo was in possession of the one ring, the arkenstone, and a mithril shirt. that’s one hell of a collection and he was most excited about an acorn…

going absolutely hogshit feral over Thranduil being a loved and popular king. like he parties with his subjects and they love it. he’s like the Cool Dad Of Mirkwood. little kids give him flowers and he tucks them gently into his crown. birds land on his crown. his soldiers and subjects love him. he may seem isolationist, cold, feral and strange to outsiders but to his subjects. he’s a Father Figure

Frodo: *stabbed by an immortal blade*

The Hobbits: What do we do Mr. Strider

The Hobbits: *looking to this big scary mountain man so intimidating and mysterious they don’t even know his real name*

Aragorn, truly just some guy at heart: I’m gonna call my dad

People are saying Galadriel hanging off the side of her horse wasn't realistic?!?! Do yall not remember the shit Legolas pulled? Horse gymnastics is something real people actually do. I hate yall.

the beauty of in-laws <3333

aaand bonus silly fili and kili

so once again I'm rewatching LOTR, and I just..... Boromir was JUST A MAN... he was just A MAN who LOVED his people and BELIEVED so much in his people and wanted BEST for them..... and I cry

they will look for his coming from the white tower....... but he will not return