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Reading today’s Daily Dracula and man. You do not understand how much I wish Team Kill Dracula’s quest ended when they roll up on the Czarina Catherine and find out some random Romanian sailors pushed his stupid box overboard, trapping the Count beneath water that he can’t cross

Like I know they gotta actually kill him to free Mina or whatever but like. It would be so funny. They’ve gone on this quest to far Romania, they’ve bribed everyone they can think to bribe, they’ve got a plan, and then they get aboard the ship and the crew are like, “there was a fucked up man in that box so we threw it overboard”

Reading today’s Daily Dracula and man. You do not understand how much I wish Team Kill Dracula’s quest ended when they roll up on the Czarina Catherine and find out some random Romanian sailors pushed his stupid box overboard, trapping the Count beneath water that he can’t cross

Like I know they gotta actually kill him to free Mina or whatever but like. It would be so funny. They’ve gone on this quest to far Romania, they’ve bribed everyone they can think to bribe, they’ve got a plan, and then they get aboard the ship and the crew are like, “there was a fucked up man in that box so we threw it overboard”

I love the concept of Tooks. "Everybody in the Shire is very very businesslike and respectable and has no use for adventures except for this one entire family of mad lads who also run the municipal government"

Why is this just highschool?

In my headcanon/theory of orcs:

Orcs are uniformly tone-deaf, no exceptions. But they do sing. It just doesn't sound so good to anyone who isn't tone-deaf.

(Melkor, if he noticed, appreciated the dissonance, but Sauron was Not A Fan.)

Also their sense of rhythm is fine and orcish drummers can get quite sophisticated.

Common subjects for orc songs:

Fear Us

We are doing a task [which isn't very interesting and this at least livens it up]

We are going to kill you and destroy everything you love and have fun doing it

A 'and then there were none' backwards-counting song of elf-princes, some verses inspired by real events

A prince of cats got his ass kicked by a girl and a dog, definitely not inspired by real events, honest, but also definitely not to be sung in Mordor

We've been marching a long time and it's annoying

The Sun is a bitch

I Fear Nothing Except The Sea Which Is Fucking Terrifying

My warg is the best warg, she's eaten lots of babies

Behold my gruesome trophies

My body is the most fucked up and uncomfortable but I make it work

There's Something In These Caves (It's A Dragon And Planning To Eat Us)

These Orders Indicate Our Senior Leadership Has Shit For Brains

I Wish I Was Back In Goblin-Town

Today Is A Terrible Day To Die But I Guess That's What We're Doing

happy fili friday’s eve

i know a substantial number of people stopped following dracula daily after johnny harker got out of the castle so lemme just check out a thing. fandom population census, if you will

pls reblog if you are still actively following dracula daily/have read dracula before <3 thank

But what if both Mina and Jonathan were left with lingering vampiric traits. A perfectly sweet and normal married couple, expect there is something uncanny in both of them. Animals get weird around them. They’ve quietly removed garlic from their recipes. You see them both working in a pitch black room, and neither noticed that it’s too dark for human eyes. Everytime you see them out in broad daylight, they seem a bit fatigued. They’re such a sweet young couple, but there is something just a bit off about both of them.

Galadriel is a true role model because a hot guy said, “You can fix me.” And she said get f*cked

Rewatching that scene again and ---

You really will try to tell me that doofus of a dark lord bounding down the stairs like an overexcited Labrador puppy wiggling his tail - "Galadriel! Galadriel! We are gonna make TWO!! Galadriel!! WE ARE GONNA MAKE TWO!! And they gonna be RINGS!! And guess what?? Those rings will be for me and you!! Come come let me show you!" - was in it just for power and it was all 100% manipulation?

Puuuuuhhhleeeeeeeeze🙄🤣🤣🤣

My favorite thing about Dracula Daily Tumblr Edition is that we have all gone from "look at our good friend adorable woobie Jonathan Harker discovering spices" to "RIP HIS THROAT OUT, J-HARK, YOU'VE GOT THIS."

Elendil from Lord of the Rings : the Rings of Power

I love everything about Numenor, the outfits, the armors, the architecture !

Love that one scene in Return Of The King that's like "bad news, sauron knows everything pippin knows. good news, pippin knows absolutely fuck all."

I feel like we don't talk enough about the fact that all but three of the dwarves in the company of Thorin Oakenshield are directly related.

Bifur, Bombur, Bofur, and Bilbo are just tagging along on the worst family road trip of all time.

I would like to announce that new people are indeed coming to Tumblr

I am one

Here I am

~Tadah~

me and my friends high as fuck at taco bell trying to figure out which one of us is coherent enough to order

Ok, here me out. So we all agree Elrond had a thing for Durin right? So imagine how awkward it must've been meeting Thorin

E- Welcome Thorin, Son of Thror, Son of Durin

E-*flashbacks*

*Hands him the Hobbit*

Random Thranduil Headcanons

- Is a marshmallow on the inside, especially when it comes to Legolas.

- Elrond is not afraid of him, he has seen the scared little boy that was lost without his father.

- When his wife died, he took Legolas with him everywhere. They would do everything together, he didn’t want him to wallow.

- (Legolas stopped him from becoming to callous and hard)

- Thranduil is secretly jealous of Elrond because he has more kids.

- Always wanted a daughter to spoil

- Loves arguing, if you start an argument be prepared to battle until the very end

- Is very, very tall

- (Taller than Elrond and towers over him because he thinks it’s funny)

- Has the most beautiful smile, with a dimple to die for

- Celebrian is overjoyed when Thranduil visits and they are constantly cracking jokes and playing stupid pranks

- Was afraid of Gil-Galad

- His father used to carry him everywhere on his shoulders

- He has healing powers

- Can heal animals, plants and speak to them

- Has anxiety and goes to Elrond for tonics

- Saw the same scared little boy in Elros when his parents were murdered, and he took him in under his wing

- Knows all of his kings-guard by name

- Has embarrassing nicknames for Feren like baby, darling or love. It makes him blush red to his toes.

- Galion is his bro, the line of king and servant is hazy with these two. He has known Thranduil since he was a baby so nothing is off limits.

- (Some of his servants have seen Galion stroking Thranduil’s hair while they were gossiping about other elves in the outer realms. When they are asked about this they can’t either confirm or deny this)

The thing about method acting is everyone talks about that joker guy being a dick or whatever but no one ever talks about Viggo Mortensen in the lord of the rings sleeping in the horse stables and leading the entire cast on random adventures

Love how dwarf’s are more or less not like great with other races (especially elves) and then the 3 most popular dwarfs are all shipped with non-dwarfs

Bilbo: I love you

Thorin: .... no

*after a while

Kili: Can someone tell me why Thorin's still in the floor face down?

Fili: Bilbo confessed to him and he said no

Lord of the Rings Legolas reminds me a deer. The more I think I about it the more it’s just consuming my brain.

Bro has soft doe eyes.

Bro’s eyes sparkle.

Bro is soft. Like deer.

Bro is from the woodland. Like deer.

I am obsessing like look at these gifs and tell me they don’t give you soft deer vibes ???

DUDE JUST GIVES SOFT DEER VIBES I DONT KNOW HOW ELSE TO EXPLAIN IT

best relationship advice i could give thorin: refrain from talking

style swap

Thranduil: THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MY SON, HE'S PERFECTLY FINE!

Legolas:

Bilbo: I love you,

Thorin: Affection? Disgusting.

Thorin: ... Do it again

Frickin adorable

thorin being enamoured by anything bilbo says/does pt 2

The dramatics

 Endless Lord of the Rings gifs 17/??