When you got plushies on your bed and you’re abt to fuck
Gaz: is turning them around so they don’t see
Soap: is lining them up so they ALL see
Ghost: is shoving one under your hips so he can raise up your ass and fuck it
Price: is putting one in your arms so you can hold it and squeeze it when you’re overstimulated and squirming
Nik: putting it in your arms and involving it in the dirty talk tbh (“Carrotcake and I are so proud of you, milaya— taking papochka’s cock to the base like this. Did you fuck yourself in this bed while thinking of me, makýshka? Did your silly rabbit know what a slut you are for me before I did?”)
I love the concept of Tooks. "Everybody in the Shire is very very businesslike and respectable and has no use for adventures except for this one entire family of mad lads who also run the municipal government"
Soaps “let me finish him” is demonic
There is something to be said to Soap not hesitating to bring him down to the ground. In front of his Captain, in front of his Commander.
Price once said “it needs violence and timing and I can do both.” Soap has violence but apparently Price thinks the timing isn’t right. Because a Sergeant shooting a HVT (high value target) who’s in custody, in the skull on a plane just because he’s angry at him probably has a lot of paperwork attached to it…..
I did not need to be reminded of this*
Rewatched LOTR for the millionth time and took even more psychic damage than usual, have a scene repaint of Faramir suffering
Ok, first, legolas understands no social ques, and when paired with Aragorn, who also knows nothing, it is just amazing
Second, why are they all hot?
style swap
More behind the scenes pictures of the LOTR cast 🤩
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
dir. Peter Jackson
Thorin “Physical touch love language” Oakenshield vs Bilbo “PDA is seen as improper in the Shire” Baggins
:O one of my fav creators?? Tagging me?? Im honored •///•
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They're fooling around drunk, Simon's hand stroking the Scotsman's cock as his other hand holds him firmly at the back of his neck. Scuffing him like a mutt. He doesn't think much about what he's saying, attention focused on Johnny as the sergeant tries to keep his moaning quiet.
"If you cum on my hand, I'll make you lick it clean, pup."
The downright pathetic groan that leaves Johnny's lips as his hips buck up to meet Simon's hand, coating his hand in cum is music to his fucking ears.
The next time he gets his hand on Johnny's cock, he isn't stopping until he yips like the brainless puppy he is.
Galadriel is a true role model because a hot guy said, “You can fix me.” And she said get f*cked
haha knives am i right? age: can join the military, cant legally drink
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