‘But there, I believe my looks are against me.’ ‘They are – at first sight at any rate,’ laughed Pippin with sudden relief after reading Gandalf ’s letter. 'But handsome is as handsome does, as we say in the Shire; and I daresay we shall all look much the same after lying for days in hedges and ditches.’ 'It would take more than a few days, or weeks, or years, of wandering in the Wild to make you look like Strider,’ he answered. 'And you would die first, unless you are made of sterner stuff than you look to be.’
Honestly, I don’t know what part to highlight about this:
1. The fact that the Shire apparently has a saying about how people look like what they do, implying that they either go by the physiognomy theory of “bad people look bad”, or they accept that people will look like the jobs they do, and it is considered a good thing.
2. Pippin joking that a few days camping will make them look weathered like a guy who has been repetitively described as being the epitome of a wild ranger. It’s kind of sweet, it feels like he has picked up that Strider is self-conscious about his looks and is trying to reassure him in a very Pippin way.
3. Strider taking it completely literally and answering with a very ominous “you’ll die before you look like me, because you need to be stronger than you look to survive what I do”. Dramatic bitch.
4. Strider talking about himself in third person. Dork.
5. Strider completely underestimating hobbits’ resilience. Just because he has been around the Shire for ages it doesn’t mean he can’t fall into the same trap every other character in this falls. No, Strider. They don’t have to be made of sterner stuff to survive what you have survived. You would have to be made of sterner stuff to survive what they can get through.
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Look at him go
Hey guys, I know no one cares but I decided to let the void know that I have successfully self-regulated myself our of an overstimularion spiral :)
The thing about method acting is everyone talks about that joker guy being a dick or whatever but no one ever talks about Viggo Mortensen in the lord of the rings sleeping in the horse stables and leading the entire cast on random adventures
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dbf! simon riley is the type of guy to shove your panties up in your mouth when fucking you
౨ৎ⠀ׄ⠀. ━ in which dbf! simon couldn’t handle having his cover blown of fucking his best friends daughter in her childhood bedroom
cw: vaginal sex, unprotected sex, age gap (legal), daddy kink
your knees pressed against your chest as simon’s cock plunged deep into your gummy walls, his tip pressing against your cervix as you cried.
it felt like a sin, simon fucking his best friends daughter in her childhood bedroom, your stuffies turned away from the lewd act as simon slammed back into you, your cunt wrapped around him snuggly as if it tried to remember every vein.
“gotta be careful luvie, yer soundin’ quite awfully loud, wanna get caught?”
it’s been so long since simon as felt something as nice and tight as your cunt, since being in the military the only thing available was his fist, and god he wanted to be in you forever.
he couldn’t help it, he was a man with needs and being under the same roof as his best friends daughter who happened to be just the prettiest sight he’s seen in his life was a recipe for disaster.
“gotta keep yer pretty mouth shut alright? jus’ open nice and wide for daddy yeah?”
his hand roughly prying your mouth open as he shoved your pink lace panties in your mouth, his index and middle fingers pushing it further back as you gagged slightly.
simon couldn’t risk getting caught, not when he was current balls deep into your cunt.
gently, his thumb wiped the drool that dribbled down your chin, pressing a soft kiss on your cheek.
“be a big girl for me and be quiet alright?“
simon adored just how dumb you got on his cock, your pretty eyes rolling back as your legs were wrapped around his waist, pulling him even closer as if you couldn’t get enough.
you were young and naive, staring at him hazy eyed whenever you saw him. god, he wanted to corrupt you, to have you locked inside his house and to fuck you on every surface, every room.
“these pretty panties deserved to receive more attention than being discarded don’ yer think? they serve the purpose of stuffing yer mouth quite well.”
your moans were muffled by the material, your cries barely coming out as you gagged and hiccuped, a withering mess under him as simon continued to abuse your cunt, a pretty glossy white ring forming in the base of his cock.
“makin’ quite the mess, think yer can clean it up with your mouth after luvie? giving yer old man sum love.”
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Frodo: Sam hates Gollum, but that is what I shall become once I have lost myself to the ring… he’ll despise me…
Sam if Frodo did turn into a Gollum: That’s a very nice fish you caught with your bare hands, Mr. Frodo, and its very smart of you to eat it raw, saves us the trouble of starting a fire. I knitted you a sweater in case you get cold running around in that loincloth of yours. Is the sun hurting your eyes? I’ll kill it if it’s bothering you. I’ll kill the sun
it's always drag queens this, controversial books that. But never "aragorn opening the doors and walking into the room after everyone thought he was dead" or "eowyn ripping her helmet off and saying 'i am no man' before killing the witch king" which i can assure you made more people gay than any drag queen reading a book
Thorin is pretty much ugly by dwarf's standards. That's why company members can't quite get bilbo's fascination with their leader's appearance
haha knives am i right? age: can join the military, cant legally drink
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