that feeling when the mushroom
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
its so windy my poor poor chickens are being blown around like dry leafs they look like this
the yea is piping
call me ignorant but i genuinely don’t understand why sports have to be split up by gender.
say it again for the people in the back. women don't have to be rich to accomplish anything. women can and will work just as hard as everyone else for the same opportunities. we do not need the cheat code of being rich!
btw the katy perry/bezos' girlfriend/other four irrelevant billionaires 10 minute space stunt was not the first all female expedition no matter how much they try to market it as such. the first all female mission was in 1963 with soviet cosmonauts Valentina Tereshkova, Irina Solovyova and Valentina Ponomaryova - all three of which were working class and had to pass incredibly hard exams to be chosen from 400 potential candidates. just in case we started falling for the propaganda machine again
consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about
Why the hell aren't we learning this!!!! don't tell me I know. But this is so fucking important, like I've learned about the freaking revolutionary war like 80 times but not about this. The education system in america is so absolutely steeped in misogyny and racism it fucking kills me. We're fucked folks.
Hey remember when US and Russia was all like “We’re the best!!! We’ve won the space race!!!!” But India sent a kick-ass space probe to Mars and the whole mission was fuel efficient, costed less and a roaring success in the first try and then they were like “…..wait no that can’t be true” and still have the audacity to call us “underdeveloped” or only view us as a ‘third world country’? :)
For anyone who needs more info, the probe was called Mangalyaan (which literally means space probe vehicle) or Mars Orbiter Mission (MOM) and you can also get more information here and here
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