This Is Money Snake. She Only Appears Every 312 Years. 

PSA to all now that is is Pumpkin Spice Season

From someone who worked at starbucks. If you have a milk/dairy allergy AT ALL. DO NOT. I repeat. DO NOT. Drink Pumpkin Spice.

It contains dairy IN the syrup that is used to make the drink. Even if you get it made with soy, you will still be getting doses of dairy in there. 

Depending on the severity and intolerance it can and will cause reactions. I found that as a barista I was constantly warning people about the dairy in the product. No one ever seemed to tell them that there was dairy in the mix. More times than I can count I heard people realize that’s why they kept having reactions, or that’s why it made them sick.

People legitimately do not know that pumpkin spice no matter what you do will always contain some amount of dairy.

REBLOG TO DELETE DONALD TRUMP

Photo of Sickly Polar Bear Signals Tragedy Ahead in Arctic

A viral photograph taken of an emaciated polar bear is significant due to where the image was snapped, according to wildlife experts.

The extremely thin bear was spotted by photographer Kerstin Langenberger off the Barents Sea on the Norwegian archipelago of Svalbard, which was once home to a thriving population of polar bears, but is now monitored by researchers who have observed extraordinary loss of sea ice due to global climate change.

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Former Ravens cheerleader Molly Shattuck was sentenced Friday to 48 weekends FOR RAPING 15YR OLD BOY!!

Former Ravens cheerleader Molly Shattuck was sentenced Friday to 48 weekends in a Delaware detention center for raping a minor, according to CBS Baltimore.

Shattuck, 48, engaged in sexual activities last Labor Day with a 15-year-old boy who attended the same school as her son.

Shattuck was arrested in November for third-degree rape, unlawful sexual contact and giving alcohol to minors after a school official learned about the encounter. She pleaded guilty to one count of fourth-degree rape in June, and faced a maximum sentence of 15 years.

48 WEEKENDS!!

48 WEEKENDS!!

48 FUCKING WEEKENDS!!

WHERE IS THE FUCKING OUTRAGE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

THE FUCK!?!!!!!!

A MAN HAVING SEX WITH A 15YR OLD GIRL WOULD/SHOULD HAVE THE BOOK THROWN AT HIM AND YET WE DON’T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS TO LITTLE BOYS HUH?!  

MEN STOP PROJECTING YOUR ADULT PERVY FANTASIES ON CHILDREN!!! THIS IS A CHILD!! AN ADULT SHOULD NEVER BE IN A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH A CHILD!! IT DOESN’T MATTER IF THE CHILD IS A BOY OR A GIRL!!!

FUCK!!!

"please buy another pasta" no im gonna buy your pasta im gonna buy it and im gonna shove it up my boyfriends ass

Reblog if Black Lives Matter to you

Where are those woke white people at!?

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN

SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.

NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED

first grader killed by the police

didn’t look like an accident. More like execution. 5 shots in the head and chest.

MAN I LOVE ART BLOGS

ARTISTS ARE ALL “OH LOOK I DID THIS SMOL THING I LIKE IT VERY MUCH” AND THEY KEEP. DOING. IT.

AND YOU GET TO LOOK AT IT.

SO FOR FUCKS SAKE.

DO. NOT. TELL. SOMEONE. THEIR. ART. IS. TOO. EXPENSIVE.

YOU UNGRATEFUL CHILDREN.

xercis asked: Magnolia or Magnolia (x)