Rb This With Ur Opinion On This Shade Of Pink:

When a “funny” dude likes you and anytime he sees you anywhere he will be like “yoooo wassup it’s Jelissa!” (Or whatever) like “omg Miranda is here whaaaat” for literally no reason why do they do that

HES A TWINKIE

Mav, in the middle of sex with Ice: I'm like a cake

Ice: wha-?

Mav, smirking: covered in ICING

Ice: ...

Ice: get out

Mav: but-

Ice: OUT

OOOOHHHHH MY GOD I LOVE THIS AUTHOR

The Final Chapter

Here is Chapter 40 of Sliding into Home

If you’d like to start from the beginning. Here is Chapter 1

SOMEONE WRITE THIS PLEASE I NEED IT IN MY BRAIN

Well, I’m a sucker for a de-aging/time warp scenario. And along those lines this little scene sprung to mind the other day. 

Essentially the set up is, whether through experimental technology, a time-ripple caused by the darkstar, or something else entirely, teenage Ice and Mav end up getting dropped into the modern day. The proceed to get along just as well as you would expect even younger and brasher versions of these two would. Also Modern!Icemav get stuck babysitting them while the whole things runs its course. 

Wdym Jackass doesn't have good rep? We've got a manwhore, a sleepy guy, a whole himbo, a cishet portlander, a dude with only one ball, two pro skaters(one of them is goth!), an edgy tumblr user, and a scaredy cat!

your age range? please put it in your bio, people are getting blocked for it

No❤️

But honestly if that bothers you, just block me. Don’t tell me you’re blocking me. I just need my little space, I do not care :))

:00 op you jerk! :)

After careful consideration and analysis of both “Dead Man’s Blood” (1x20) and “Carry On” (15x20) I think I finally have answers about why Jenny was in the finale.

I present:

I used to try and track down anything I could about the asexual community when I was figuring myself out and I latched on to the idea of space and the black ring because of those identifiers. I realized that I stopped getting all of those posts when this stuff started getting pushed out again. Hell when I first came out people asked for a nickname and I said Ace, and then straight people started telling me I couldn’t do it anymore

HOLD UP HOW WAS I NOT AWARE OF THIS

I swear to God the more I learn about Musk the more I know I could grift him. Give me 40 minutes and a six pack of beer and I could have this dude CONVINCED that he's the reincarnation of an Egyptian pharaoh and the only way to save the world is to give me 40 million dollars.

🗡️🌹A Stolen Moment🌹🗡️

[swords n roses au hangster]

your honour they are disgustingly in love

Sketch (kinda) below :P