Interview Cat

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Reblog if you’re dead

Wanna see how many people are dead

spooooky skeleton :>

Unus Annus. Memento Mori. You will be missed.

i have officially lost the ability to draw air into my lungs from laughing at this please i cant do this today

this made me wheeze uncontrollably

Star Wars characters described by my friend who doesn’t know anything about Star Wars: TCW 

Ahsoka:

-  “oooh she’s pretty. i love her hat.” 

Rex:

- “i feel like he gives nice hugs.”  Fives:

- “he looks like he likes fig bars.” 

Echo: 

- “isn’t that the one you cry over? why does he have a handprint?? he looks nice i’d hold his hand.” 

Maul: 

- “oh!! i know him! he’s the one the fandom likes because he’s red. he reminds me of a chicken.”  Anakin: 

- “that’s luke! wait no, it’s uh his dad! he looks grumpy.” 

Obi-Wan 

- “he’s like, the cool general dad of everyone. right?”  Cody: 

- “this dude looks very… he looks like the friend that would wait for you if you tied your shoe.” 

Wolffe: 

- “he looks like he would push you off the sidewalk so he can talk to his cooler friend.” 

Mace: 

- “SAMUEL JACKSON!!!” 

Ventress: 

- “she kinda looks like she doesn’t like dogs and i can’t stand for that.” 

Grevious:

- “i don’t like him. he looks sad. he also looks like he doesn’t like dogs. why does he have so many lightsabers, isn’t that illegal??” 

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Gud writing. love it. love snape. Snape is dad

MASTERLIST

SERIES:

REQUESTED → love me while you can: pancreatic cancer causes all sorts of emotions to surface. part 2 coming soon!

REQUESTED → potions advanced: amortentia, that’s all. part 2 coming soon!

ORIGINAL/REQUESTED → patience of the prince: part 1, part 2 coming soon!

SEVERUS SNAPE

ORIGINAL → those sweet, little notes: your professor gets a note.

REQUESTED→ he comes in the night: the man in black isn’t so bad. 

ORIGINAL →  i fall apart: stress gets to the best of us. 

REQUESTED →  Hufflepuff reunion: your reunion w your brother isn’t a typical one.

REQUESTED →  other side: Snape gets an injury from Lupin and you patch him up along w other things. 

REQUESTED →  never caught a feeling this hard: hate turns to love. 

ORIGINAL →  bully comfort: kids can be bullies to teachers, too.

REQUESTED →  remind yourself of who i am: you try to act tough in the bedroom. . 

REQUESTED →  just this once: sexting through owls.

REQUESTED →  fire desire: you’ll never say no to him again.

REQUESTED →  but here’s to hoping: you impress Severus snape and he’s flustered!

REQUESTED →  your only touches: dolores umbridge has no good intentions. 

REQUESTED →  bad day: he knows how to brighten your mood.

REQUESTED →  Knock, Please: hopefully you and Severus wont get interrupted. 

REQUESTED →  thanks for the landing: quidditch comes with a catch. literally. 

REQUESTED →  stay close to me: you confide in Severus when he notices something. 

REQUESTED →  honest mistake: it was an honest mistake, really. he just can’t stop thinking about you. 

REQUESTED →  groovy glasses: Severus uses some modern lingo to compliment you.

REQUESTED → snapped by a word: Snape doesn’t take too kindly when another kid calls you a derogatory name

REQUESTED → notice me: oh…so that’s who she is

REQUESTED → dont think that: Severus knows how to boost you up

REQUESTED → troubles in my way: Severus Snape is the temporary ref for a Quiditch game when you break your arm

REQUESTED → language, please!: Severus can speak French?

REQUESTED → great hall hours: you and snape spend some time in the great hall together

REQUESTED → no promises for anyone else: you get into a fight and make a promise to snape

REQUESTED →on the snow: the forbidden forest is horrifying

HEADCANONS

REQUESTED → being snape’s fuck buddy would include

REQUESTED → being snape’s child and getting hurt

REQUESTED → accidentally dying snape’s robes pink

REQUESTED → how snape would propose to you

REQUESTED → snape having an s/o with chronic migraines

OTHER FUN STUFF

harry potter characters as vines.

harry potter characters as bill wurtz quotes. →part 2

get to know me tag

answer 21

5 things

LAST UPDATED: 4/18/2019

absolutely epic

Mongolian Way 0f Cutting Watermelons

oh isnt that from romeo and juliet

commission for @your-holy-mountain, their gorgeous necromancer Erandiil and his gryphon 💙💀

my indecisive ass:

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