Im A Vegas Hater Even If It Isn’t Vegas’s Fault

i’m a liar. i’m sorry. i get nervous :(

smut when i reach 100???

like unlocking an achievement when you level up but cooler bc ur following me

real.

them: are you ok you look out of it

me: yea sorry just tired

my brain:

hey guys i dropped out of college to work instead 😋🙌 but now ill actually have time to write bc i do enjoy writing, just never had the time.

& plz don’t bully me for dropping out, college is NOT!!! for me but i tried anyway.

thinking of a p2 to baby zegras but idkkkk we’ll see where the wind takes me

anyway, peace love & hockey pucks

i’m now an fphl hate page,, hate those guys & their stupid refs that are just stupidly stupid.

anyway, lukey fic maybe tonight <3

[smut] baby zegras

pairing: trevor zegras x fem! reader

summary: trevor wants a baby and he wants one now

authors note: this took soooo long lowk hate the middle-end but whatevs

warning: trevor is a horny freaky fuck, bad words, breeding kink, children, pregnancy

gif not mine!

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trevor has always known that whatever his future had in store for him he wanted you in it. he had fallen in love with you from the moment he saw you at the age of seven, you six. he never got over the little girl with pink bows holding her pigtails in, who smiled a big grin at him and introduced herself, and certainty didn’t get over her when she became his best friend (he quickly made her his girlfriend after an impromptu sleepover during which she realized she didn’t bring her own clothes and had to wear his).

when trevor had gotten drafted, he knew that with his future pretty much figured out he needed to ensure that you’d be there forever, so he proposed. you of course said yes, i mean, who wouldn’t.

you’re still engaged nearly 4 years later, neither of you in too much of a rush to actually have the wedding and continue up the ladder just yet. you were never shy to talk about your future and what it could hold, and trevor definitely wasn’t shy about telling you he wanted to “fill you up” over and over again.

his little heart was bursting at its seams as he watched you playing with his little cousins and his teammates’ kids. so full, in fact, that he had to drag you home early.

early so he could drag you up to your shared room and rip your clothes off, and that he did. trevor grabbed the hem of your shirt and ripped in half, earning a gasp and scolding “trevor!” from you.

“i’ll buy you another one.” he said and began pressing messy wet kisses down your sternum, your nipples hardening from the cold air and the overwhelming lust that you felt. his kisses moved even lower, stopping just above the button of your denim shorts.

trevor skipped over them for now, moving his head so he can press kisses against your inner thigh. he could feel the heat coming from your cunt, the place you needed him the most, but he wasn’t going to give in and fuck you. not yet anyway. he wanted you to finish by his mouth or fingers before stuffing you full of his cock.

“y’looked so good playing with all the babies today. couldn’t get the thought of fucking you full out of my head.” you moaned at his words and trevor began unbuckling your shorts pulling them and your panties down your legs.

he ran his fingers through your folds, collecting the evidence of your arousal on his fingers. trevor dipped his fingers into your entrance pulling them right back out before he passed the first knuckle and used the remnants to helps his fingers glide over your clit.

“trev, do something please. it hurts.” you nearly sobbed. trevor is a huge tease, always has been and always will be. he teased you in the bronco on the way home, for example. placing his hand at the top of your thigh and stroking clit over your shorts and underwear, making you more turned on than you are just looking at him.

he gave into your pleads and placed his tongue flat against your entrance, moving it up to your clit. the contact made your legs tremble, loud moans leaving your mouth. thank god jamie isn’t home yet.

“you always look so pretty from this angle, baby.” trevor’s words vibrated against your clit, causing your thighs to clamp shut on his head. he smacked his hand against your right thigh and when you didn’t pull them open he forced them. this seemed to make the pleasure more overwhelming and your orgasm came quicker than expected.

trevor licked you clean and came up to kiss you, the taste of yourself on his lips was enough to make you needy again and he could tell.

he pulled away and began undressing, first his loose jersey, followed by the black under shirt and his sweatpants.

you we’re getting inpatient, and turned on. watching him strip seemed like it took forever and while you were still spent from your previous orgasm, you needed another.

while trevor was somewhat distracted, your hand slid down to your clit. it was still sensitive from trev’s previous assault on it but the circles your fingers were moving in felt so good. they glided easily from the cum and spit left down there after trevor’s messy clean up.

“uh uh, nope. no ma’am. move them.” trevor snapped his fingers at you and you whined out at him, “but trevor, please.” the man in front of you moved your hands away from your clit, bringing them up with his own to rest above your head.

trevor leaned his head down, connecting his lips with your own, rutting his hips against yours. his cock slid between your folds rubbing your clit before pausing at your entrance.

“you ready baby?” you nodded and trevor pushed in, moans leaving both of you.

trevor’s thrusts started off slow, trying to convey the love he felt for you with calm, languid movements. though, they didn’t last very long.

trevor sat up and released your hand from his own choosing instead to grab a pillow from under your head and put it under your waist.

“i’m gonna fuck a whole hockey team into this cunt. you want that, mama?” before you could reply trevor began slamming into you at a pace that left you breathless.

your body felt like it was on fire. every collision of your hips, everytime his tip pressed against your cervix, every dirty thought about breeding you that fell from trevor’s lips made you feel like you’d combust.

“you’re gonna look so pretty, so full of my babies.”

“god this cunt is so perfect, can’t wait ‘til i’m leaking from it.”

trevor’s pace never let up, if anything it got more and more intense the closer he got to his own high, your own still coming at a blinding rate.

the man above you paused to lean over, connecting you hands above your head once more. you looked up at your fiancé and he down at you. the pleasure he provided became overwhelming and before you could warn him, you came.

trevor, ever the gentleman, talked you through it before his own orgasm followed. he never stopped, fucking his release deep into you.

he collapsed on top of you, still supporting himself as to not crush you.

“trevor,” he hummed, “as much as i love you over me, i need to pee.”

the man above you immediately shook his head, “absolutely not. i am not risking any of my babies ending up on the floor.”

“well would you like to hold them in while i pee?”

“i mean if you’re offering…”

“trevor zegras! that was a joke!”

“i’d hardly think so.”

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jackhughes: so excited to be the favorite uncle

anaheimducks: baby duck coming soon! 🧡

happy new years to my people!! i love u guys more than i love the people i see everyday (not including my mom, love that woman to pieces)

have a fantastic 2023, filled with happiness, growth and hockey boys 💋

dear person who put their tag as “austinbutlerscaresme” 4 my taglist,

i literslly couldn’t find your account to tag you in the lando fic and i have no idea what to do ab it.

alternatively, if you do know this person and if they changed their blog name or something please let me know so i can reach out!

thank u babygirls 😽

guys i’m not even gonna lie, i’ve had a luke fic sitting in my drafts for weeks. i’ll get it out eventually, i just keep rereading it and hating it 😻

Andrei Svechnikov smut headcanons if u so please? :>

[headcannon] sex w svechy

pairing: andrei svechnikov x fem! reader

summary: how svech would be during yk

authors note: written in collab w someone special, coming (back) soon ;)

warning: illusions to sex obviously, mentions of cussing, use of the word slut, lmk if i missed anything!

- so

- obvi we've all seen that one pic of svech

- hold, let me go through my fav pics to find it

- this. this right here

- water dripping down his face

- so obvi he LOVES

- LOVES

- LOVES

- to eat you out

- like

- no hesitation

- legs = SHAKING

- you = SOAKED

- he's on the hurricanes for a reason (;

- i feel like he's the type to praise & degrade

- like a combo

- "my good slut" type shit

- USES RUSSIAN

- LIKE

- SWEARS UNDER HIS BREATH WHEN HES FUCKIN

- MID STROKE

- LIKE

- WAIT

- SLIDING INTO YOU

- STRETCHING YOU OUT TYPE SHIT, bc yk he’s big like

- AND HE LETS A RUSSIAN PROFANITY SLIP

“Гавно, you’re so tight. love being in this pussy”

- LAWD YES

- but he's also the type

- to slow down when you're ab to cum

- and i feel like he goes

- deep

- hard

- rough

- you name it

- then backshots???

- heaven. literal stars

- he shoved your face into the mattress

- until you are CRYING

- eats it from behind

- cuz he's an eater

- call him ice spice

- he likes cowgirl tbh

- bc he likes to look at you when he's in you

- he likes you on top

- be he also likes your boobs

- & messes w them

- to stimulate you yk

- then

- after all the fuckin is done

- he takes SUCH good care

- like

- will clean off all your smeared makeup

- clean you up

- maybe help you shower if that's how you're feeling

- then later

- if you guys fuck early in the day

- cooks you dinner

- be you are #sore

- makes you stay in bed

- literally this man PAMPERS you

- ООН

- ALSO

- HE LEAVES MARKS, very territorial. it shows you’re his

- LOTS OF EM

- esp on your boobies

- sometimes on the neck and jaw

- maybe a few sneaky ones on the ass

Гавно - shit

[blurb] movie night w the hughes bros

pairing: quinn hughes x girlfriend! reader

summary: quinn’s girlfriend is the mom of movie night

author’s note: first hockey blurb :) idc what anyone says, jack is a disney girly n that’s that. this is kinda rushed, maybe i’ll fix it maybe i won’t. guys i’m so nervous posting this omg

warning: cussing

gif creds: someone on pinterest idk :(

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"jack, you have watched this movie at least 17 times in the past month."

"that's because it's a good movie!"

"good, we aren't watching it again."

"that sucks for you, because i'm older"

"y/n! jack is being a dumbass." the older woman sighed. quinn chuckled at his girlfriend's misery. "why do they yell for me? you're the one related to them."

just as her sentence finished, the rumble of heavy footsteps on the carpeted steps caught her attention. listening to the footsteps, she determined luke was in the lead, jack following behind.

"y/n, please help." the youngest hughes ran to her side pushing his oldest brother away.

“what can i do for you, lu?” the younger boy began clinging to her back when jack ran through the door.

“give it to me, you fucking fuck.” jack said and ran at his youngest brother.

“kind words, jackson. can someone tell me what the issue is here? and can you not like crawl into my girlfriends skin luke?” quinn said leaning against the counter close to where he was previously standing.

the boys began yelling over each other to explain their sides of the story: jack wanting to watch his favorite movie for the 18th time this month and luke wanting to watch the new scary movie that just came out.

y/n listened to both boys, trying to fully hear them over the other’s yelling. a migraine was definitely in the works for her.

“jack, i’m sorry-” “no!” “let me finish you big idiot. we’ve seen cars 2 a million times, luke’s movie is new and if we finish it, and none of us are tired, then we can rewatch cars 2.”

“yes!” luke said and let the girl go so he could run back to the living room, a sulking jack following behind him.

y/n turned to her boyfriend and sighed pushing her head into his chest. “just think, we gonna have 4 of those running around.”

y/n’s eyes widened, “quintin jerome hughes, you won’t be getting anything if you think we’re having four kids!”

wc: idk 🤭