fem luke skywalker as sabrina carpenter <33
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thank you for existing, eric. you are and will forever be super cool and swag <3
Mean Bisexual and Mean Lesbian pride!
color meanings:
red: go to HELL
red: DIE
red: FUCK you
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*bruce does something cute or something annoying*
Vance: *CHOMP*
- vance has cuteness aggression
- vance has an oral fixation/stim where he feels the need to bite things. heās always chewing on plastic spoons and forks. especially plastic straws
- when vanceās overwhelmed with emotion he needs to bite. when heās so overwhelmed with bruce and his feelings of love he bites him from
- bruce has bite marks on his arms from vance and his cuteness aggression
- bruce is very sweet but people do annoy him. he has his own personal āburn bookā where he lets out the rudest remarks in japanese
- vance has two moms, rose and jane. people often say rude things to him about it, thatās why he gets into so many fights
- bruce is the captain of the debate club. his ability to ļæ¼ persuade others and have them agree with him helps ļæ¼tremendously in his debates
- bruce is taller than vance. vance the epitome of a short, angry person
- bruceās litte sister, amy, braids vanceās hair whenever she can
- vance is relatively calm but gets annoyed easily. little things set him off. he likes to say he got his firey personality from his mom, rose
- bruce spends his weekends gardening. he has a small flower patch and some fruit trees growing in. he gardens in the free time between school and baseball
- vance loves to bake. whenever he is stressed or bored he bakes. heās made pies, cookies, cakes, custards, pastries, you name it. itās also his bonding time with his moms. they all enjoy time in the kitchen
- bruce likes to draw. he spends his time reading comics and copying the art styles, making his own comics for fun
- bruce absolutely loves baseball. he thinks about going pro once heās older but is doubting it
- bruce is double jointed and it freaks vance out. he can pop his joints out of place and vance screams every time
- vanceās pinball score is one of the things heās most proud of. it took a wallet of coins to achieve and total concentration. he dragged bruce out early the next morning to show him his score
- bruce fell first but vance fell harder
- bruce plays with vanceās hair to help him relax. he could spend hours like that, totally calm while under bruceās attention
- vance is like a cat, claws always out for those he hates but comfortable with those he loves.
- vance is a brat and complains when stuff doesnāt go his way. heās a spoiled only child. heās always being annoying and bruce constantly tells him to stop being so whiny, that results in vance biting him
- bruce talks shit with amy while she gives him gossip about the lower classmen. itās their sibling bonding time
- bruce helps patch up vance after his fights, though he prefers to do it alone
- bruce has a baseball collection filled with some of the most impressive signatures. heās incredibly proud of it
- rose and jane do their best to teach vance to be a respectable boy. vance just happens to get annoyed easily and has a problem with authority
- vance looks eerily similar to both of his moms, it confuses people
- bruce tried to teach vance how to hit a baseball. the day ended with vance breaking the bat and chasing him with it
- bruce loves mint n chip ice cream. he will defend it until his final breath
- they spend their time at the baseball field or with the pinball machine. bruce teaches vance little things about baseball while vance teaches bruce his tricks in pinball
- bruce sleeps over vanceās a lot. he considers rose and jane to be his second parents.
- bruce once compared vance to an entitled house cat. vance pouted and snapped at people the rest of the day