He’s A Passenger Princess, He Smokes Constantly, He Has An Alternate Persona Named Fucking Crash, He

he’s a passenger princess, he smokes constantly, he has an alternate persona named fucking Crash, he grew up isolated in Alaska, he can’t stop saying odd shit, he hallucinates while driving, he has synesthesia, his mattress is on the floor, he has a crucifix even though he’s not religious, he’s good at drawing, he might mow your lawn, he doesn’t sleep, he’s an alcoholic, he did a mandatory stint at a mental hospital, he’s haunted, he’s been shot three times, he’s been gutted, he a a bartender, he makes dolls out of beer cans, he’s a nihilist, he thinks the light’s winning