Teacher: Stop drawing those rune things all over your paper.
Teacher: Stop clicking your pen. Its not a sword.
Teacher: No, this is not a metaphor. This is math class.
Teacher: Stop reading and pay attention.
Teacher: Why do you raise your hand with 3 fingers? And stop whistling that tune.
Teacher: Thats it! I sending you to the principals office.
Fangirl: I am divirgent and cant be controlled!
Because a person born in the USA is a CITIZEN I'm signing this petition join me in standing for human rights
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Tintin remembers what comes after 15.
It's official yalls attitude has ruined me and I love it
So my girlfriend and I were watching avatar the last Airbender and we were eating watermelon and she had just finished hers looked at the rine looked at me and said "I'd get up to throw this away but I'm to lazy and I like snuggling with you" and then she started eating it and I said "that probably tastes really bitter" she looked at me and said "my grandpa eats it all the time it just tastes really dry and bland and flavorless" and I without missing a beat and no consideration deration said "sounds like my ex girlfriend" and then I realized what I said and we both just died laughing for the next minute
This is what this site does to me
Better Off Dead // Sleeping With Sirens
Guys, I did a thing…
Once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away I did wibley wobley timey wimey stuff While driving around in my impala with a high functioning sociopath who solemnly swore that he was up to no good . We hoped that the odds we’re ever in our favor while taking a slice of dauntless cake knowing that with great power comes great need to take a nap and that we had been looking better in black than the widows of our enemy’s since 1234
Ok, so I typed up all of the above earlier and I need opinions!! Let me know your ideas guys!!!
We were all waiting for this
you’ve heard of sister daniel
now get ready for
mother danresa
Green Day, Paramore , My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, All Time Low, Black Veil Brides, Falling In Reverse, Of Mice And Men, Pierce The Veil, Sleeping With Sirens, Linkin Park