WHO FUCKING DID THIS

Character VS Awkwardness.

Person- you got a second, *name*? Character- There is only one of me.

Person- what’s the word, *nickname*? Character- a shortened version of my name.

Person- Son of a bitch… Character- Actually, this man is entirely human, and his mother was in no way a canine- oh okay, I didn’t get it.

Person- sticks and stones may break my bones- Character- actually sticks when sharper can stab people, not just break their bones, and boulders actually have the capability to crush a person’s whole body, including their internal organs. *screams in the distance*

Person- go talk to him. Character- *stares at crush, who is doing something amazing* Character- maybe I should leave and not take your advice at all.

Person- there has to be a way to stop him, like a cage or- Character- put him on a leash, since he’s dog-like. Person- Person- kinky

Character- *picks up a note book* Character- why did the chicken cross the road? Character-…Probaly to get hit by a car and become roadkill. Person- Jesus Christ

(Meeting crush for the first time). Crush- Heya~ Character- Hello. Crush- not much of a talker then. Character- quieter people can take the time to hear the screams of their enemies (Everyone facepalms while crush stares in shock). Character- thankfully there’s only a twelve percent chance of that happening. Martin-um…ok.

(Meeting tall person). tall person- hi. character- hello. tall person- you’re really short. character- well that’s because you’re very tall for your age. Of course, this would mean you have a mutated gene that causes gigantism which slowly leads to bone and back problems. I would assume that you will die by the age of 34. (Tall is speechless and wants to press the leave option).

stop reminding me im Valid you fuckers!!!!! im on here to forget i exist !!!!!

he meets me where i am

Probably my BEST Solangelo EVER !!! (omgs I’ve really draw like this ?!

That’s an iconic moment of one of my fanfictions… so it’s normal that Will have this jacket.

And….yes they are older ;-) (Will 21 and Nico 19)

Reblog for them ?

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I was tryna take a pic of some girls shoes quick and didn't realize the front cam was on Fml Those were some good shoes tho

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Have you ever been too nice and ended up in a situation that could’ve been avoided if you just would’ve been an ass hole??

Why?

Why am I up at 7am, who else wakes up this early