I Was Working Upstairs When I Hear One Of Our Baby Leopard Geckos Start Screaming. Normally They Only

What tge fuck

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

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will get “doot doot” in their ask box

So my roommate and I got these Rudolph Christmas coloring books a couple of weeks back. Since it’s finals week, I wanted to ease my mind into studying by coloring. First time opening the book and I saw this picture..

And I thought to myself

Oh my god do I try.

My friend did my hair and it was actually bomb

this is one good ass sandwich

Okay, Tumblr, we need to talk.

Listen, mermaids are not my thing. I am pretty indifferent towards them in general, but I see a lot of you in my dash posting about mermaids, so I saw this novel and even though I have just started it and I can’t tell you if it’s going to be good or not, I feel it is my civic duty to tell you it exists. Ready?

Ice Massacre, by Tiana Warner. 

A book about a little island at war with a growing colony of mermaids living in the waters around them. So they send warriors to fight them, but historically men don’t do very good against that mermaid lure magic thing they do, so they decide to send a ship full of highly trained girl warriors, and the protagonist is the one Useless Lesbian™ of the ship (who, by the way, also happens to be a lady of color, like most people in the island).

Like I said, mermaids are not my thing and I have only read a few chapters, but so far it is fast-paced and action-y, with a touch of fantasy. The kind of entertaining book you read fast and easy.

Sounds good? Happy to hear it. The paperback is fifteen dollars, but it’s literally less than a fucking dollar for Kindle right now and until July the 31st, because a sequel is coming out in two days and they are having a special offer.

Now go grab your fantasy lesbian mermaid girl warrior novel or something.  

Hey yall, know any other hxh headcanon blogs!?

YES! o: I made a post about this a while ago, but eh, why not make another c: (Also, there may be some I’m missing? But if I am just tell me and I’ll edit them in! ;w; ) ( OMG I went through all 700 of the blogs I follow to make this and I garentee I didn’t add some and for that I’m sorry )

@hxh-imagines 

@hxheadcanons

@hxhmadness

@imagininghxh

@luniorisanimus *heuheu

@bungeegum-bitch

@weelittlehunter

@feriowind - not really a headcanon blog? But their art is AMAZING and they share headcanons and AUs they have so aaye, definitely should check them out!!!!!

and hey, while im on the subject, let’s get some art blogs in the mix!

Of course, most are multi fandom art blogs BUT they’re so amazing so–

@blanania

@rainnoir

@skullcaps

@grimmy666666 (I’m so in love with Kat it hurts)

@sleep-san

@not-that-sorry

@ametalias

@bokuboks

@askhxhmonsters

@askhxhcentaurs

@zealli 

@burbiart

@chiikikomori

@illogicalmagicalmysterymachine

@rouvere (Is secretly in love with them shh)

@kattoart !!!

@kyaptart

@pa-luis

@penn-dragon

@ykiru

@sunnygon

~Admin cookie

Children are wild

Today one of my students threw a stuffed animal across the room and it landed directly in a plate filled with paint

And I had it narrowed down to a few kids but no one would confess so I made them all put their toys away and have five minutes of quiet time to Reflect on Their Behavior

During that five minutes of relative silence, this group of three year olds INVENTED A NEW CLASSMATE, named him, and unanimously blamed him for throwing the toy across the room

There was not a single weak link, they were all ride or die

Unreal

No internet, Kim Kardashian did NOT deserve to get robbed at gunpoint just because she’s very public about her life or she’s rich and can afford it or you don’t like her, that’s not how this works.

Happy Birthday Victor Nikiforov! (~reblogs are very appreciated~)

when youre too tall to take a selfie