I Dont Think A Record Should Ever Cost Fifty Dollars. I Dont Think Anything Should Cost That Much. Well

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

Every single line of that one House gif is dangerous to allow into your brain but at least an opportunity to accidentally say "He needs mouse bites to live" won't come around often, unlike "This vexes me"

heullo it's me . spotify . I just wanted to know if by shuffle you meant normal style or horrible terrible useless worst style. actually I'm gonna assume horrible terrible useless worst style

Dipping you in a river of estradiol and holding onto you by the ankle and when you're pulled out you've grown cat ears

minecraft monsters are so fucking funny weve got

zombies which look like the default player character. this has no lore implicatjons

skeletons. inexplicably they carry bows.

spiders that are two metres wide and hiss like snakes (imagine how fucking terrifying this would be in real life)

walking bush that wants nothing more than to explode while standin next to you. also theyre afraid of cats

three metre tall guy with social anxiety so bad they try to kill you if you look at them. also they can teleport

really sad ghost

zombies 2: underwater edition

spiders again but now they poison you

fish that kills you with a mind beam

my bridge is so dark and scary if you wantto cross it you are going to need to answer my questions three. one are you mad at me

what if people over a certain height had a special currency called tall coins that short people didn’t know about. And one day you’re walking with your friend (huge) and she drops something and you pick it up and say what is this and she says oh that’s my tall coin don’t worry about it. But you did worry

nothing hooters

Scooby doo when he finds gross bugs in his food: ruh roh... raggots!

Shaggy: like, zoinks scoob! I don't think you can reclaim that man!