Isa: If You Want My Advice-
Isa: If you want my advice-
Kai: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your boyfriend. Multiple times.
Isa: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, he’s also tried to kill me.
Kaylee: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.
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Jake: This room hasn’t been sprayed, are you sure you can sleep here tonight?
Isa: For the last time, yes! I’m not a little kid jeez.
Jake: oKay then, goodnight!
- Later during the night
Isa rushing into Jake’s room and landing on him: JAKE!!!! There’s a spider!
Jake, startled: What the fuck Isa?
Isa: *buries her head into Jake’s chest*
Jake: *sighs* Told you you couldn’t sleep in there.
what do you think when you see stars?
the feeling that everything will be okay. i see nirvana in the stars above. i feel the rain cascade down my cheekbones. my eyes flutter and see a faint rainbow etching across the cloudy, grey sky. a glimpse of you and i, our story written across the stars. constellations that reflect our personality, the very fabric of who we are and who we’re meant to be.
nirvana - a miracle I wish to see.
i refuse to believe there are people born after 2010.
Isa: Be careful who you make memories with, those things can last a lifetime.
Today marks the 76th anniversary of the Nakba, the ethnic cleansing of Palestinians to make way for Israel in 1948.
Over 750,000 Palestinians were displaced that day. This did not start on October 7th.
Know their history, fight for their future. 🍉
Kai: Are you in love with Jake? Isa: *sweats* ....no? Kai: The why did you draw I + J in hearts everywhere? Isa: It stands for identity juvenile. Jake: *appears out of nowhere* She's totally in love with Kai.
Isa: I'm naming my TV remote Waldo for obvious reasons.
Isa, about Jake: I have never been so repulsed by someone mentally and so attracted to them physically at the same time.
