Jake: *accidentally Eats Something Too Spicy So His Eyes Start To Water*

Jake: *accidentally eats something too spicy so his eyes start to water*

Isa: Jake, look at me. It's okay. I would die for you. I love you so much. You're the best person I know.

Jake: I'm not crying?

Isa, hugging Jake’s head: Shush baby, it's okay. Kai is here and he loves you with his whole heart.

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2 years ago

Jake: Are you ever going to listen to me?

Isa: Yes. Absolutely.

Jake: When?

Isa: When you're right.


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2 years ago

Isa: Hey Jake I donated all your books to the library.

Jake: But why would you do that?

Isa: So that you don’t get bored there.


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1 year ago

Concentration camp.

They built a concentration camp.

CNN has released leaked images of the Israeli torture camp Sde Teiman in the Negev desert, where Israel perpetrates grave crimes against Palestinian prisoners abducted from Gaza. pic.twitter.com/nMyB9X9FGo

— Quds News Network (@QudsNen) May 10, 2024

I don't think words can describe what this other than genocide.

2 years ago

Isa: Your call is very important to us. So please enjoy this 40 minutes flute solo.

Jake: *starts playing the flute*

Isa: It’s not the best, but it’ll do.


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10 months ago
Today Is 266 Days, We Are Still Alive. 🇵🇸🍉

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2 years ago

i’d stay up all night

tell myself i’m alright

baby, you’re just harder

to see than most

i put the record on

wait ‘til i hear our song

every night i’m dancing with your ghost


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2 years ago
pistachiophobia - pistachio

ღ home of yvette may, author of sweet short stories filled with love

ೃ⁀➷ 20 something year old.

ೃ⁀➷ pumpkin spice mochas are my fav!

ೃ⁀➷ sometimes i post incorrect quotes or short stories!

ೃ⁀➷ overall i’m gonna post short stories every monday and thursday.

ೃ⁀➷ probably won’t post short stories until november (mainly because i have to complete my blog, edit chapters, and get everything set!)

ೃ⁀➷ until then, i will only post incorrect quotes.

rules + statements

-‘๑’- no smut

-‘๑’- no pregnancy

-‘๑’- no dilf

-‘๑’- no milf

-‘๑’- no nsfw

-‘๑’- no 18+ (trying to keep it safe here!)

・❥・ enjoy your stay, ask me questions!

・❥・(c’mon i know you wanna…)

2 years ago

Isa: Guess what?

Jake: What?

Isa: I’m getting married!

Jake, getting furious: WHO IS THIS BASTARD! WHO IS-?

Isa, hitting a marriage certificate: It’s you, sign here.


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2 years ago

Isa: I'm naming my TV remote Waldo for obvious reasons.


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