Jake: The Google Self-driving Car Should Have An "I'm Feeling Lucky" Button That Drives You To A Random
Jake: The Google self-driving car should have an "I'm Feeling Lucky" button that drives you to a random location.
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GREAT NEWS
turkey halted trade with israel.
for context: trade between the two was worth 6.8 Billion dollars in 2023
KEEP SPEAKING, KEEP PROTESTING. push for your government to also cut ties with israel. this is what we need
Kaylee: Kai, I’m so happy I could kiss you!
Kai: *nervous laughter* Umm… Neat!
[Later]
Kai: I can’t believe I said neat, Jake. Neat! Nobody says neat anymore! It’s the goddamn 21st century! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I’m a huge loser!
Jake: *idly turns magazine page* Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Isa confessed to me?
Kai: Didn’t you like, thanked her?
Jake: *closes magazine and stares at the ceiling* I thanked her.
Gofundme for a Palestinian student! 🇵🇸
Omar Tabasi, a bright young student from Gaza, dreamt of pursuing his bachelor's degree abroad. The biggest challenge, however, lay in crossing the Rafah border. Omar learned that he needed $5000 to secure passage. If you can donate, please do and/or share!
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Isa: Why can’t any of you ever clean up after yourselves?
Jake: I have a person who does that for me:
Isa: Yeah, ME.
Jake: I’m glad you agree.
Wanted to bring attention to the fact that Bisan called for mass protests today (April 1st). It’s okay if you can’t march yourself, but please make it a point to spread this so that those who can march do so—and also take this as your own checkpoint to ask yourself if you’ve been faltering in terms of sharing information about Palestine, doing what you can to fund humanitarian aid in Palestine, and staying informed as to the ongoing genocide in Palestine. Some might say it has been 6 months of this, but to me that’s all the more reason to make noise now more than ever. This is one of very few spaces on the Internet where Palestine has not been abandoned in people’s endless efforts to dehumanize Arabs. Please continue amplifying the dialogue surrounding this genocide. Free Palestine. Free Palestins always.
Isa: I didn’t sleep very good last night. So this morning I put Monster Energy drinks in my coffee. I was halfway to work when I realized I forgot my car.
Jake: I know what you’re up to, Isa.
Isa: Really? Because I barely know.
Jake: You’re pretty dumb.
Isa: Thank you.
Jake: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.
Isa: All I heard was ‘You’re pretty.” I’m focusing on the positives of life.
Jake: You can’t set all your problems on fire.
Isa: You’d be surprised by how many things are flammable.
