Yvette May. 23. Hot Cocoa Addict. Currently In Uni. Catch Me Outside With My Two Cats.

*watching a scary movie*

Jake: hey um Isa?

Isa: hm?

Jake, shyly: do you wanna cuddle?

Isa: why? are you scared?

Jake: …no but you look like you are.

Isa: I’m no-

Jake, softly: *snuggling closer to Isa* Please just hold me.

Random Bird: Caw-Caw! Isa:Caw-Caw to you too, bitch!

Source

Democracy at work

Isa: Can I ask you for a favor?

Jake: I would literally die for you, but continue.

Isa: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.

Isa: If you ever come across me, just let Jake know I'm coffee-drunk. He'll come in less than 5 minutes.

“no one else can break my heart like you.”

Jake: My mom gave me a hundred bucks cuz I made it onto the Honor Roll again.

Isa: That’s nothing. My mom doesn’t give me money for grades. She gives me money whenever I compliment her looks when she ain’t around.

Isa: Future husband say what! Jake: What? Isa: *internally* Nailed it.

Isa: I mostly use my driver's license to buy stuff that impairs my ability to drive.