Jake: Good Morning!

Jake: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.

Isa: Unless you're home alone.

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Jake: What do firefighters do, Isa? Isa: They fistfight fires, duh.

Jake: My mom gave me a hundred bucks cuz I made it onto the Honor Roll again.

Isa: That’s nothing. My mom doesn’t give me money for grades. She gives me money whenever I compliment her looks when she ain’t around.

Isa: His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.

Jake: It was two minutes, but good try.

Jake: What did you learn in school, Isa?

Isa: Not enough to graduate. I have to go back tomorrow.

Isa: If you ever come across me, just let Jake know I'm coffee-drunk. He'll come in less than 5 minutes.

Isa: Are pancakes just pan cakes? Jake:Excuse me? Isa:Think about it, what if we were doing it all wrong? Jake:This is why you need friends.

Isa: I have all the money I'll ever need – if I die by 4:00 p.m. today.