Jake: Awee, Isa Look At You, Getting All Romantic With These Candles. Isa: Isa: Ok First Of All, I'm

Isa: I lost my will to live.

Jake, comes out of the bathroom: Here I am!

Isa, tearing up: I’ve found it.

Isa: I only have 6 weeks left to live.

Jake: Oh my god, really?!

Isa: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made.

im fucking tired, ill do the rest tomorrow. also i have a new series coming up called Pancakes for Dinner so yeah. I think ill explain all that tomorrow

Isa: As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

i’d stay up all night

tell myself i’m alright

baby, you’re just harder

to see than most

i put the record on

wait ‘til i hear our song

every night i’m dancing with your ghost

Isa: I'm broke but not like poor broke. I'm classy type of broke. I'm broqué.

Isa: You better not play any trash music.

Jake: Oh, don’t you worry.

Jake: *pulls out a mic*

Jake: Do you like VeggieTales?

hii love <3 how are you doing?

I’m doing good thanks! I just took the SAT and got some sleep right after!

nearly 300 people were arrested in nyc last night

Isa: If you ever come across me, just let Jake know I'm coffee-drunk. He'll come in less than 5 minutes.