Jake: Why Is There A Dead Guy On Our Porch? Kai: Isa Punched Him In The Guts. Jake: WHY? Kai: Poor Dude

Isa: I'm broke but not like poor broke. I'm classy type of broke. I'm broqué.

what’s it called when you just wanna lay down but you have to get up.

Isa: What does a relationship feel like? Jake: Butterflies in your stomach and the thought of protecting someone you care about. Isa: Okay, then what? Jake: Cocoon them so they can't leave. Jake: Mutual relationships.

Isa: Do you take constructive criticism?

Jake: Not without crying.

Isa: Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.

Isa, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

dear reader, what is shitpost you may ask?

Well, let me put it straight for you. you see, shitpost is when you shit multiple posts at once, either people like it or they don’t. so basically, if you want the real definition of shitpost, don’t come to me. (im a genz and people think im a millennial lol)

i need to update my pfp or else ppl might think I’m a bot or smth. (autocorrect changed this to math).

Isa: I like to write stuff with no meaning. Just stuff I don’t really care about.

Jake: You mean shitpost?

Isa: ..yeah, shitpost.

Isa: Jake, fuck off.

Isa: And by “fuck off” I mean “fuck off right back here and listen”, you insufferable prick.