Kai: I Hate My Future Self. I Wish I Was Someone Else. Jake: You Are You. No One Can Take That Away.

Isa: If you ever come across me, just let Jake know I'm coffee-drunk. He'll come in less than 5 minutes.

Jake: *sneezes*

Isa:

Jake: You’re not even going to say ‘bless you’?

Isa: I’m sitting here with you, you’ve clearly been blessed.

Jake: If you look around before you do something, you probably shouldn't do it.

Jake: 2032 is going to be my year, you just wait.

i need to update my pfp or else ppl might think I’m a bot or smth. (autocorrect changed this to math).

Isa: Here, I bought you a calendar. Your days are numbered now.

Jake: That’s a nice way to threaten someone.

dear reader, what is shitpost you may ask?

Well, let me put it straight for you. you see, shitpost is when you shit multiple posts at once, either people like it or they don’t. so basically, if you want the real definition of shitpost, don’t come to me. (im a genz and people think im a millennial lol)

Jake, texting Isa: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…

Isa′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.

*Later*

Isa, texting back: Fuck you.

hii love <3 how are you doing?

I’m doing good thanks! I just took the SAT and got some sleep right after!

Isa: I like to write stuff with no meaning. Just stuff I don’t really care about.

Jake: You mean shitpost?

Isa: ..yeah, shitpost.