or: that time torchtoburn started to write a primer, then rewrote the Sidney Crosby wikipedia page, then compiled an unauthorized biography.
TRAILER PART I: ORIGINS PART II: THE KID PART III: THE PRICE PART IV: SHATTUCK PART V: INTERLUDE PART VI: RIMOUSKI (pt. i) PART VII: RIMOUSKI (pt. ii) PART VIII: THE DRAFT OUTRO + CITATIONS
➵ download as a PDF (recommended formatting)
and now read BOY KING, the updated, expanded primer!
TITANS – Super Super Mart (S04E04) ››› Brenton Thwaites as Dick Grayson / Nightwing
“so tell us, guys: how can we make hockey more fun? did somebody say puppies?”
“Go get them.”
I still maintain this is the best clip of Sidney Crosby I have ever seen [Source]
the continuing adventures of sidney crosby: baker
(throwback to this tweet from oct)
Damian: Death row guy. I want the case.
Tim: How do you even know about him? You don't have access to the Batcomputer's mainframe.
Damian: No, but "partypants" does.
Tim: You stole my password?
Damian: Tt, hardly counts as stealing. It's a pretty obvious choice.
+ bonus
What's with the lighting??
(As based on Hotness, Appeal, and Overall Yumminess)
Red Suit Matt Black Suit Matt Lawyer Matt
★★★ ★★★★★ ★★★★
(CRITIC'S CHOICE)
Tuxedo Matt NYPD Shirt Matt Shirtless Matt
★★★★ ★★★★★ ★★★★★
(FAN FAVORITE)
Hoodie Matt Hobo Matt L. Jacket Matt
★★★★ ★★ ★★★★
(STICK'S CHOICE)
HIGHEST RATED: 5★ Black Suit, NYPD Shirt, Shirtless
LOWEST RATED: 2★ Stick Cosplay
CRITICS CONSENSUS: "Matthew Murdock is an absolute ethereal, beautiful, show-stopping, gorgeous human being regardless of his sartorial choices." (Certified HOT at 100%)
AUDIENCE REVIEW: "Matt ur hot af." (Certified Down Bad for this disaster Catholic man)
The White Shirt Interview